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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-20-2010, 09:07 AM Thread Starter
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Ever wanted to leave a note...

... on a car who's owner decided to park like an asshole?

Introducing www.youparklikeanasshole.com

Print out a few of these notices and simply check the applicable boxes then attach to offender's car.

Brilliant!
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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 11-20-2010, 09:12 AM
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I've left notes before, along the lines of "Learn how to park, retard". I'll have to print a couple of these out and have some fun with 'em.

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Way back in the day (before everyone used the internet), we used to get these business cards printed that had Micky Mouse giving the finger and it said something like "thanks for parking like an asshole, next time leave a can opener"

I've been meaning to make some like that, but am just too lazy.

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Thats ironic you post this. I was thinking this 2 days ago. I'm so sick to dumb ass people in parking garages. One day, I came out to find 4, maybe 5 inches down the side of my car. How the F*** am I supposed to get in?

My form of protest when I'm really pissed, is I will go and rearrange their mirrors. It's more fun when they don't have power mirrors.

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Nothing says I love the way you park like a smear of Vaseline all along each wiper blade... and putting it back down so it's not noticeable...

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Nothing says I love the way you park like a smear of Vaseline all along each wiper blade... and putting it back down so it's not noticeable...
You keep vaseline in the car???
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You keep vaseline in the car???
youre surprised?.?.?.

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Turn around, there's a walgreens...

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Wish that was around a few years ago. I went to lunch at Portillos one day and I parked up next to a curb. I come out and there is still tons of spaces left and this dude decides to park inside my lines with his car on an angle so that the back end was behind my car. Took me like 5 minutes to inch out and I decided to write a note saying "don't park like a fucking asshole next time". Dude came out right went I put the note on his car and asked me "what did you put on my car". I told him to read it and learn.
I've seen a lot of people park like assholes but this dude took the cake.
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Ohhhhh you mean something like this!?

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Poop under the door handles. Done.

Take it to the STREETS!
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I've always wanted to drive a POS so I could park right up against people like this, so they physically can't get into their car. Also for smartass left lane hogs. Rubbin's racin'.

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Ohhhhh you mean something like this!?

https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...d.php?t=107979
That's it! Except ours weren't color.


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That's it! Except ours weren't color.



This girl I know actually had that one posted on her car!

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Poop under the door handles. Done.
I've actually thought about doing that to those who block my driveway.

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I've actually thought about doing that to those who block my driveway.
We just have them towed. It gets the message across MUCH better.

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We just have them towed. It gets the message across MUCH better.
+1! I did that shit to somebody once for blocking my driveway and the cock sucker got back RITE before the truck! Errr!

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+1! I did that shit to somebody once for blocking my driveway and the cock sucker got back RITE before the truck! Errr!
Guy I did that to didnt have the oppourtunity to move. He parked in MY driveway right up to MY garage door. I parked my old school charger right behind him and called the cops, then the tow showed. The guy nearly ended up getting arrested for assaulting a police officer when he was told the car was going to be towed out of the driveway and he'll have to pay.

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I drive a POS and ram those fuckers that park at the far end of the parking lot.
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I like the "got notice" section that has diagrams with "asshole" on top of the offending car.

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We just have them towed. It gets the message across MUCH better.
Unfortunately, here in Chicago, all the police do is give them a ticket. I actually suggested to them that they could make some money on towing fees.

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Way back in the day (before everyone used the internet), we used to get these business cards printed that had Micky Mouse giving the finger and it said something like "thanks for parking like an asshole, next time leave a can opener"

I've been meaning to make some like that, but am just too lazy.
I had those!

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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Guy I did that to didnt have the oppourtunity to move. He parked in MY driveway right up to MY garage door. I parked my old school charger right behind him and called the cops, then the tow showed. The guy nearly ended up getting arrested for assaulting a police officer when he was told the car was going to be towed out of the driveway and he'll have to pay.
Thats fucking awesome! Holy shit though was that a bullshit ballsy move on his part!? R u serious!? ha

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Way back in the day (before everyone used the internet), we used to get these business cards printed that had Micky Mouse giving the finger and it said something like "thanks for parking like an asshole, next time leave a can opener"

I've been meaning to make some like that, but am just too lazy.
I completely intend on getting some made!

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