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post #2 of 89 (permalink) Old 11-23-2010, 08:12 AM
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on fire at 170 mph flyin over a cliff is one way

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Whacked out of my bean on a mixture of (12) different drugs and in the middle of a (3) day bender in my F-40 in the hills of Italy doing way too may KPH, head to toe in Velour, getting my cap washed by a 19 year old hooker from Istanbul, talking on my cell to G2G and laughing at what I am pulling off (texting pics of it too) as I plummet off a cliff in a fiery drug fueled crash with just me and a 19 yr old hooker who now has lock jaw and my junk in her mouth

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Whacked out of my bean on a mixture of (12) different drugs and in the middle of a (3) day bender in my F-40 in the hills of Italy doing way too may KPH, head to toe in Velour, getting my cap washed by a 19 year old hooker from Istanbul, talking on my cell to G2G and laughing at what I am pulling off (texting pics of it too) as I plummet off a cliff in a fiery drug fueled crash with just me and a 19 yr old hooker who now has lock jaw and my junk in her mouth
Sounds like you have thought about this once or twice
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Not sure but would be nice if it involved Belladonna and Jenna Haze FTW.

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I want to die frozen like Adam Sandler's grandfather in Mr. Deeds.

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Whacked out of my bean on a mixture of (12) different drugs and in the middle of a (3) day bender in my F-40 in the hills of Italy doing way too may KPH, head to toe in Velour, getting my cap washed by a 19 year old hooker from Istanbul, talking on my cell to G2G and laughing at what I am pulling off (texting pics of it too) as I plummet off a cliff in a fiery drug fueled crash with just me and a 19 yr old hooker who now has lock jaw and my junk in her mouth
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I want to die frozen like Adam Sandler's grandfather in Mr. Deeds.
You can call me Preston

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You sure dont miss the details.
Ha - Back in the day, we use to sit around (mostly mid bender) and discuss this very topic - The only thing that changes in mine is who I would be on the phone with - I use to include the hooks name as Chloe and she had Web Feet until Mike Myers Ripped me off

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With notice so that I can make things right with everyone and God ahead of time.
Instantaneously without pain.
Without friends or family present to witness my death. (no long term effect on them mentally)

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on fire at 170 mph flyin over a cliff is one way
Hope it isn't one of those cliffs that they base jump on. You'd be on fire for a LONG time prior to impact.

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not sure...but i know that motorcycles, sour jelly bellies, bags and bags of money, rap music and of course in kardashian will be involved in some way.
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I agree w/ bug minus the hooker. I'd like to go on a bender of all the drugs I'm too afraid to try now but sound like they would be absolutely amazing.




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I agree w/ bug minus the hooker. I'd like to go on a bender of all the drugs I'm too afraid to try now but sound like they would be absolutely amazing.
Take off the blinders son - If ya gonna get nutty, GET NUTTY






I kid - I would never promote prostitution to anyone who is against it

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nobody wants to be buttfucked to death?

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I agree w/ bug minus the hooker. I'd like to go on a bender of all the drugs I'm too afraid to try now but sound like they would be absolutely amazing.
I'm sure you could substitute your wife or mistress instead.

add in brian's too

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With notice so that I can make things right with everyone and God ahead of time.
Instantaneously without pain.
Without friends or family present to witness my death. (no long term effect on them mentally)
then I'll agree with you.
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With notice so that I can make things right with everyone and God ahead of time.
Instantaneously without pain.
Without friends or family present to witness my death. (no long term effect on them mentally)
This, except with family, so they know I went in peace.
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nobody wants to be buttfucked to death?
death by bunga bunga

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Take off the blinders son - If ya gonna get nutty, GET NUTTY






I kid - I would never promote prostitution to anyone who is against it
Why would anyone be against prostitution ?

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Like Brian, with some notice in order to somewhat order my affairs.
And quietly in my sleep.

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Any way that doesnt involve motorcycles. I have a lot of people to prove wrong.

I think burning would suck pretty bad, so none of that ether.

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