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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 11-29-2010, 10:11 PM Thread Starter
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New Miss TSA Calendar Announced!

http://www.gadling.com/2010/11/29/th...inup-calendar/

CLICK TO SEE ALL 12 Months.

Check out Miss March! Email lists across the world are tittering at the Miss TSA Pinup Calendar. We aren't sure where these came from, but they do appear to be real x-rays (says a medical expert friend of mine), and were probably done by a radiologist -- that's why they'd be hitting the medical community first. My medical expert friend (who wishes to remain anonymous) is the one who forwarded me the images.





After some quick research online, the earliest posting of the images I can find is on Outburst.com, but the site was apparently hacked shortly afterward and has since been taken down (here's the cached page). Still, there's nothing on the page which indicates that they created or own these images, either. Nobody knows where they came from!

With that in mind, if you are the owner of these images and would like them taken down or would like to receive credit, please contact me at ask-at-gadling-dot-com immediately! And also: WELL DONE. This is a hilarious parody of the TSA x-ray capabilities, and plays on our fears about the invasiveness of TSA's latest "security" procedure (substantiated by reports such as Body scanners used as porn by airport security and 100 controversial whole body imaging photos revealed) in a lighthearted, laugh-out-loud-at-the-grinning-skulls coup.

If this were a real calendar, we'd be first in line to buy a ton to send out as holiday gifts for travelers.

Here are the rest. Enjoy!

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Ha...I know some radiologists that are going to get a kick out of this! It's weird, but these X Ray people really love their X Rays.
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Wow even in x-ray porn they leave the shoes on.

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