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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-06-2010, 07:26 PM Thread Starter
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This guy should get the award

For being a dumbass. I dont know why i find this completely funny


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 12-06-2010, 07:31 PM
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Maybe he should use both fuckin hands...stupid hurts.

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a vertical foregrip on a pistol?

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Maybe he should use both fuckin hands...stupid hurts.

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a vertical foregrip on a pistol?
I almost think your knowledge is the same of his red

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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as soon as he took hold of the gun i knew he was going to shoot his left hand... retard
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Why the hell is he even being allowed to shoot the gun.....You know it sounds logical to put your hand anywhere near the opening of the barrel

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Pretty sure nothing about that is legal.

Conversion of a non- Auto platform is questionable and foregrip on a pistol= AOW.

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Pretty sure nothing about that is legal.

Conversion of a non- Auto platform is questionable and foregrip on a pistol= AOW.
I'm pretty sure you are correct. "I got it" ~ guy

other guy ~ "did you shoot your hand?" I'm sorry I saw that coming too.
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a vertical foregrip on a pistol?
dats gangsta
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Pretty sure nothing about that is legal.

Conversion of a non- Auto platform is questionable and foregrip on a pistol= AOW.
probably OK in some states, just not IL or CA
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probably OK in some states, just not IL or CA
It becomes a Class 3 firearm according to the BATFE. You need permits and tax stamps for both. I know you can get an AOW build stamp for $200 but not sure about conversion of a semi auto pistol with a full auto sear. Nor am I sure about having both a full auto and AOW combined. Could be legal, but I'm guessing not from the professionalism of the shooters.

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it doesn't hurt unless you use a 300 win mag on deer, so a 9mm should bounce off just like an AR bullet.

it only grazed him

He'll probably die of a staff infection far off in a dark cold woods 3 months from now.

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it doesn't hurt unless you use a 300 win mag on deer, so a 9mm should bounce off just like an AR bullet.

it only grazed him

He'll probably die of a staff infection far off in a dark cold woods 3 months from now.

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