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Anyone interested in making. $300 ?

Anyone wants to make $300-$350 and no work involved?

I need someone who has SQL 2k5 mgmt cert? Workig on a project and need this association on my cred to get this project. Only need it for 5 days max and you can remove it or I can. Don't have to do anything just accept email from Microsoft to associate need this ASAP
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posting this on a public forum probably isnt a good idea. Just sayin.

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Nothing illegal abt, so no worries. Legal has checked
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Not worried about legal, it discredits you and your employer. Not good.

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Not worried about legal, it discredits you and your employer. Not good.
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It's independent work and the guy we had left. It's like hiring someone as a consultant for 5 days no biggie.
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It's independent work and the guy we had left. It's like hiring someone as a consultant for 5 days no biggie.
Still dishonest. You want to gain work from the efforts someone else has put out. There is a reason the person that is hiring you wants that as a requirement. If you can't prove your skills or worth to them without the certification, then you clearly aren't what they are looking for.


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Typical douche bag, there is nothing dishonest abt what I am asking.

I found someone to be a contractor. He can be on team just not required to do any work. Didn't realize we have angels on this board that wont rip off anyone
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Typical douche bag, there is nothing dishonest abt what I am asking.

I found someone to be a contractor. He can be on team just not required to do any work. Didn't realize we have angels on this board that wont rip off anyone
Are you fucking kidding me? We know exactly what you're up to.

Don't underestimate the intelligence and the professionalism of the people on this broad just because its a motorcycle forum.

"He can be on team just not required to do any work. "

Ummm..ok? Don't fuckin hire that person if there's no work for them to do. Who are you trying to bullshit here?

Hate desies who try to bullshit credentials to get a job. Then when something comes up, they end up on the phone, desperately calling people so they can try to solve a problem.
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Please should see the amount of dishonest whities that ran this country down the ground. Desi is why we are stable! We make your schools better. Neighborhoods better. Cause we have class. You should be glad to have us around to make you and your kids better.
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Sure Desis have class....a class system lol Work on your own country first pal. Then, you can start to pass judgment on ours.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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this thread is all kinds of wtf...
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Please should see the amount of dishonest whities that ran this country down the ground. Desi is why we are stable! We make your schools better. Neighborhoods better. Cause we have class. You should be glad to have us around to make you and your kids better.
haha, this statement is filled with so much bullshit I don't even know where to start. Happy Holidays everyone!

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I think you should edit his post to say something sexually disturbing.
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Well i dont see his stay lasting much longer.

Take care googs who ever you are

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Typical douche bag, there is nothing dishonest abt what I am asking.

I found someone to be a contractor. He can be on team just not required to do any work. Didn't realize we have angels on this board that wont rip off anyone
There is a difference between HAVING someone on your team that consults on a project and just wanting someone's credentials to get work. I'm sure there are lots of qualified people that aren't trying to rip someone off that could use this work. You don't want someone for their hard work, you want their reputation.

But hey, anything for a buck right?

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What I find funny is that you are looking for someone with a certification. You don't even care about someone's actual knowledge or skillset. I'm a hardcore SQL Server developer but never bothered with any certifications, because generally speaking, folks who collect certifications know how to take tests and little else.
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classic clsb stuff. merry Christmas everyone and peace on earth!

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Still dishonest. You want to gain work from the efforts someone else has put out. There is a reason the person that is hiring you wants that as a requirement. If you can't prove your skills or worth to them without the certification, then you clearly aren't what they are looking for.


Anyone have a degree I can borrow? I want to get a job that requires a 4 year degree. I don't have the time or ambition to get one. I just need it till they hire me. I can photo shop my name over yours on the diploma.
Happens all the time in the world.

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Even more relevant there are companies that pay consulting fees for PEs for their stamp.

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Happens all the time in the world.

Minority pass throughs
Woman owned small business pass throughs
Veterans pass throughs

Even more relevant there are companies that pay consulting fees for PEs for their stamp.
True. But being a woman and having a legitimate business and getting work because of it is different then paying a woman to show up for one day and say she's the owner of a business, just to get a contract.

Everything you listed, I also think is crap.

But so are AARP discounts. I don't get a discount because I'm young?

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Please should see the amount of dishonest whities that ran this country down the ground. Desi is why we are stable! We make your schools better. Neighborhoods better. Cause we have class. You should be glad to have us around to make you and your kids better.


I dont even know where to start.
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Man we are just barley into the off season and people are getting really antsy already. I can wait to see the win on this board around the middle of February!

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