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awkward mail order bride email wat do?

hi dear
i am miss aminata by name,really is my pleasure
writen to you how are you today,shall we be friend?please
i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get
to know each other better and see what the future will hold
for us,i will like to base our friendship on honesty,turstfulness,
love,above all,open minded,may be later i will write more about me,
with my hpotos hoping to here form you soonest peace?
my full email adress([email protected])



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tell her youll mary her, but you want 10 grand and she better be putting out like a pron star the whole time they are married. thats going rate for mailorder brides.




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just remember the money and promise of mind blowing sex also comes with living with this crazy non english speaking eastern euro chic for 3ish years. everyone of them is batshit friggin nuts. they will steal from you and throw shit at you when they get pissed. Ask my dad.




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hi dear
i am miss aminata by name,really is my pleasure
writen to you how are you today,shall we be friend?please
i wish you will have the desire with me so that we can get
to know each other better and see what the future will hold
for us,i will like to base our friendship on honesty,turstfulness,
love,above all,open minded,may be later i will write more about me,
with my hpotos hoping to here form you soonest peace?
my full email adress([email protected])



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Wanna go halves?

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just remember the money and promise of mind blowing sex also comes with living with this crazy non english speaking eastern euro chic for 3ish years. everyone of them is batshit friggin nuts. they will steal from you and throw shit at you when they get pissed. Ask my dad.
what?

Nah I just wanna mess with her head ... maybe get some saucy pics so I can start a fake online dating profile for further luls

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just remember the money and promise of mind blowing sex also comes with living with this crazy non english speaking eastern euro chic for 3ish years. everyone of them is batshit friggin nuts. they will steal from you and throw shit at you when they get pissed. Ask my dad.
I think you should just tell the story already... What in the heck did your dad do?

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just remember the money and promise of mind blowing sex also comes with living with this crazy non english speaking eastern euro chic for 3ish years. everyone of them is batshit friggin nuts. they will steal from you and throw shit at you when they get pissed. Ask my dad.
wait wat? your mom is a mail order euro bride?
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wait wat? your mom is a mail order euro bride?
I just couldn't type it. But you did.

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just remember the money and promise of mind blowing sex also comes with living with this crazy non english speaking eastern euro chic for 3ish years. everyone of them is batshit friggin nuts. they will steal from you and throw shit at you when they get pissed. Ask my dad.
where do i sign

can i get one with big pillows to rest my head in between

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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wait wat? your mom is a mail order euro bride?
No my dads second wife, I think the 3rd is a Philippino one




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Ah well that makes more sense then lol
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