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Why does he bother marrying them. I mean they live in his house, he fucks them anyways why marry them, divorce them a year later and pay even more money out

24 and her first marriage I just dont get it oh wait.................... $$$$$$$

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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good for him!

he probably got tired of banging 3 at a time and this was the easiest way to cull the herd.

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he probably got tired of banging 3 at a time....
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Why does he bother marrying them. I mean they live in his house, he fucks them anyways why marry them, divorce them a year later and pay even more money out
It's quite simple. Publicity. Ya haven't figured out how this shit works yet?
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I've said it before, maybe not on here but elsewhere, that when he passes away, we'll find out years later that Hef was a closet homosexual. All the ladies, the magazine, the whole "Playboy" image, was nothing more than a front to cover up his love for the cock.

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I've said it before, maybe not on here but elsewhere, that when he passes away, we'll find out years later that Hef was a closet homosexual. All the ladies, the magazine, the whole "Playboy" image, was nothing more than a front to cover up his love for the cock.
You rot in hell for an eternity with such blasphemy - Go do some research on Hef in the 50s and 60s and then let me know what you think of the man - He is an icon who was brought up with Sinatra to do it "his way"

I bet one party at the mansion and your idea of the greatest mac of all would change

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I've said it before, maybe not on here but elsewhere, that when he passes away, we'll find out years later that Hef was a closet homosexual. All the ladies, the magazine, the whole "Playboy" image, was nothing more than a front to cover up his love for the cock.
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certainly plausible
no its not.

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You rot in hell for an eternity with such blasphemy - Go do some research on Hef in the 50s and 60s and then let me know what you think of the man - He is an icon who was brought up with Sinatra to do it "his way"

I bet one party at the mansion and your idea of the greatest mac of all would change
I know it sounds crazy and it would crush a lot of people, myself included, because we all looked up to him as the ultimate mack daddy of mack daddys. However, being queer in the 50's and 60's was nowhere near as acceptable as it is today as I'm sure that the slightest inkling of limp wristedness would have got someone's ass beat. So in order to cover that up he had to create a character to hide behind in order to protect his interest in the cock.

I'm sure many of you have watched interviews of him. He has said that he has reinvented himself several times in life. The pipe, the coat, the pajamas, and the women, those are all props. The magazine and the mansion are his stage.

EDIT: Adding to the whole "show" thing, we all know that Hef is a HUGE movie buff. So if there is anyone who knows anything about fantasy, illusion, and how to put it all together, it would be him. Something to think about.

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If there was anyone to look up to, it should be The Gooch or Larry Flynt. Playboy was too tasteful and artsy. Only a cocksucker could think of shit like that. Penthouse and Hustler and the raunchy shit they put into their mags was the kind of stuff that appealed to heterosexual men. Think about it, would you want to see a picture of a naked broad holding an umbrella? Or would you rather see a bitch get railed from behind?

I hate to say it, but Hugh Hefner is a cocksucker. You heard it here first my friends.

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Think about it, would you want to see a picture of a naked broad holding an umbrella? Or would you rather see a bitch get railed from behind?
Would rather see a naked broad being railed from behind with an umbrella.

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If there was anyone to look up to, it should be The Gooch or Larry Flynt.
hustler '74
penthouse '65 ('69 in the US)
playboy '53

yeah, hustler and penthouse were real ground breakers. the 50s were VERY different than the decades that followed. Hef was/is the real deal.

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hustler '74
penthouse '65 ('69 in the US)
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yeah, hustler and penthouse were real ground breakers. the 50s were VERY different than the decades that followed. Hef was/is the real deal.
I stand by what I say. The Gooch and Larry Flynt were ground breaking in putting into print what men were already thinking when looking at "the girl next door".

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I would like to inquire of the women of clsb-- would any of you have relations with hef? I mean, even a quick grab?

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I read through this article and thought to myself, "what's the problem?" haha, hef is still boning them all.

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If there was anyone to look up to, it should be The Gooch or Larry Flynt. Playboy was too tasteful and artsy. Only a cocksucker could think of shit like that. Penthouse and Hustler and the raunchy shit they put into their mags was the kind of stuff that appealed to heterosexual men. Think about it, would you want to see a picture of a naked broad holding an umbrella? Or would you rather see a bitch get railed from behind?

I hate to say it, but Hugh Hefner is a cocksucker. You heard it here first my friends.
Ha - He is a Gentleman with class and what the Mag was founded on - I would not expect you to understand

It was never about smut or porn - That was Hustler and Oui - Hef made a Mag for Gentleman - Fine Clothes - Fine Booze - Fine Women

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I would like to inquire of the women of clsb-- would any of you have relations with hef? I mean, even a quick grab?

He's so gross!!!!
no not even a little I dunno how these girls do it, I mean i guess it's like guys banging an ugly girl you just close your eyes and go with it but ewwww with his old balls!!
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if he were younger she'd do it. she and the rest of the girls just discriminate against old dudes.
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