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I would,

hit it so hard, my dog would get hip dysplasia.








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OMG who let the skeleton out of the closet

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Im suprised you dont like that as it is very "Afgani dancing Boyish"!

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That first pic...if she dropped her right leg down, and turned to her left a bit...DAYUM! I'd do some nasty things to her.

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She looks like one of my youngest daughter's friend's mom.... I would so hit that

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I happened to be at Alumni when she made an appearance back in the day. Nothing special except that she's a chunky monkey if you're in to fat chicks.
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I happened to be at Alumni when she made an appearance back in the day. Nothing special except that she's a chunky monkey if you're in to fat chicks.
She sure wasn't chunky in the first pic. How long ago was that taken?

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Is that a man?
She should fire her stylist for letting her walk out on the red carpet in that dress. Unless she *is* pregnant, that is.

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She should fire her stylist for letting her walk out on the red carpet in that dress. Unless she *is* pregnant, that is.
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i would hit that with a 2x4, but someone beat me to it

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i would hit that with a 2x4, but someone beat me to it
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She should fire her stylist for letting her walk out on the red carpet in that dress. Unless she *is* pregnant, that is.
LOL considering that dress is most likely worth more then most people make on this board

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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