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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 01-05-2011, 08:29 PM Thread Starter
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How to make a Russian slut

Russians sure do know how to start 'em young! This is a children's program:


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Maybe one of the Russian girls on this forum watched this as a child
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I was chilling at Alumni once and I saw this Russian chick dancin' like I never seen another chick dance
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wow, thats fucked up.

but i enjoyed a few seconds worth of it.



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I was chilling at Alumni once and I saw this Russian chick dancin' like I never seen another chick dance
no legs?



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Re: How to make a Russian slut

Same thing as katy perry on sesame street

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Ok the title of this thread has me disappointed, I think we need to come up with a drink called the Russian slut now.




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Wait did that rabbit hump her , my play back was choppy all I saw was boobs

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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She's dancing... granted she's wearing some awful dress, but I fail to see what the big deal is.
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Welcome to Europe ladies - This country of ours has made us think a natural thing like sex is bad - Sad really
i just recently found this out. i werk with some micks that say this all the
time. although, they posses half the tricks i have.

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what's the singers name so I can google up more pics of those boobs?

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Love the shots of side-boob.

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