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dont dazzle me bro

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its always easier and cheaper to copy a design/comcept than it is to develop it form scratch
+1 also consider the design requirements on the contractor than what this girl copied with a flash light from china

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+1 also consider the design requirements on the contractor than what this girl copied with a flash light from china


What does this have to do with, oh. you said FLASH light.
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I cant tell if her light really works or if I'm really hammered. I'm betting on the latter, but i did feel queezy




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I cant tell if her light really works or if I'm really hammered. I'm betting on the latter, but i did feel queezy
Placebo effect mofo

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What does this have to do with, oh. you said FLASH light.
haha I have friend who provides some components for flesh lights and their business is booming. He told me they had a forum and I couldn't fucking believe it.

http://forums.fleshlight.com/

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haha I have friend who provides some components for flesh lights and their business is booming. He told me they had a forum and I couldn't fucking believe it.

http://forums.fleshlight.com/
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They have a glossary!

http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?t=24664

Abbreviations Related to Product Lines - FL= Fleshlight, FJB= Fleshjack Boys, FLG= Fleshlight Girls, SIAC= Sex In A Can

Abbreviations Related to Textures - SB= Speed Bump, WW= Wonder Wave, ST= Super Tight, SR= Super Ribbed, UT= Ultra Tight, STU= Stamina Training Unit

Alien - A limited edition Fleshlight with an "alien" orifice which consisted of two clits.

Between the Mattress - A method of using the Fleshlight that involves placing the Fleshlight between the box spring and mattress for a hands-free session.

Cornstarch Nap - Semi-Retired Fleshlight

Cyclone - A Fleshlight Vibro texture similar to the Twista, however with more ribs.

Death Grip Syndrome (DGS) - A condition in which a male habitually grips his penis tightly during masturbation. Such extended pressure over a period of time may cause the penis to become less sensitive, making other forms of stimulation (including sex with a partner) less pleasurable.

Destroya - An intense texture exclusive to Fleshlight Girl Stoya.

Edging- The art of masturbating until you're nearing orgasm, stopping for a short time then going at it again, doing this process over and over until finally releasing your load.

Fleshcrack - The addiction to obtaining and using Fleshlights.

FLight or FLying - A term used to describe a masturbatory session with a Fleshlight.

FLyer - Someone who pilots the use of a Fleshlight.

Flysexual - A straight or gay man that buys a product from the other teams shop. (i.e. Straight guy buying a Fleshjack)

Forbidden - A Fleshlight texture exclusive to the FleshlightGirls Butt models, meant to resemble the feeling of anal sex.

Hearts - A texture featuring raised heart shapes exclusive to Fleshlight Girl Lia.

Ice - A clear version of Fleshlight sleeves and cases.

Landing- Finishing said masturbation session.

Lotus - A Fleshlight texture exclusive to the FleshlightGirls line, meant to resemble the anatomy of a female.

Maze - A maze-like texture exclusive to Fleshlight Girl Jenna Haze.

Mini Lotus - A Fleshlight texture exclusive to FleshlightGirl Lupe Fuentes, meant to resemble her smaller female anatomy.

Mini Maid - A discontinued Fleshlight orifice with full buns.

Mocha - A Fleshlight sleeve color that since has been discontinued.

Rattler - A texture with a scale-like canal ending in wonder waves exclusive to Fleshlight Girl Raven Riley.

Shoe Method - A method of using the Fleshlight that involves placing the Fleshlight in a shoe for a hands-free session.

Stealth - A discreet Fleshlight orifice to keep it under the radar from those who may find it.

Squeeze - A Fleshjack texture found on the Joey Visconti Fleshjack, meant to resemble the feeling of anal sex.

Swallow - A Fleshjack texture found on the Jimmy Visconti Fleshjack. Meant to mimic the feeling or oral action.

Touch - A Fleshlight Vibro texture with several nubs to transfer the vibration around the sleeve.

Turbo Tube - A discontinued Fleshlight texture that featured tubes through the length of the sleeve.

- An inferior knock-off product of the Fleshlight that can't FLy.

Twista - A Fleshlight texture exclusive to Tera Patrick with a twisting inside.

Vortex - A Fleshlight texture that is like fucking a Tornado.

Wall - A texture ending in an ultra tight canal exclusive to Fleshlight Girl Lupe Fuentes.

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Re: dont dazzle me bro

Is.anyone else concerned what jenna haze has a.vaginal maze ( I'm not sure if that is a reference to corn or an actual maze) and terra patricks vagina resembles that of a tornad?

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