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Obama Fires back at Trump

I got to give it to him for taking shots back and in person

donald doesnt seem to be laughing much



go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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well, he will be decent at standup comedy after 2012, that if he will find a good writer and a teleprompter
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well, he will be decent at standup comedy after 2012, that if he will find a good writer and a teleprompter


Still donald just got fisted on national tv

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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you expect the President of the United States of America to spend his time coming up with jokes? Eitherway, comedy is all about the delivery!

Thanks for sharing C2M, that was freakin' hilarious!

Trump looked like he bit his tongue off

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Wow, that was actually really good.

DNLD = PWNED

More pwning by Seth Meyers: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuchIsLi.../3/Mv4MzaGk2VI

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Wow, that was actually really good.

DNLD = PWNED

More pwning by Seth Meyers: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuchIsLi.../3/Mv4MzaGk2VI
Seth Meyers killed it, the best was Trumps face. He doesn't like being mocked.
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Wow, that was actually really good.

DNLD = PWNED

More pwning by Seth Meyers: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuchIsLi.../3/Mv4MzaGk2VI
Donald is doing interviews on fox but you can find fox on his head. WOW that was below the belt then he goes with more saying is the folks at his table cant finish their food not to worry the fox will eat it

And the finisher donald often says he is in with the black but is mistaken unless they are all white WOW

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Obama stuck Trump with the knife and Seth Meyers twisted it.

Good stuff.

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Wow, his delivery was really well done. I'm impressed with the the Prez. Now all we need to do is get him a big hammer and some watermelons. :P

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Yea that was pretty hilarious.
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yea, trump was a lil bitch. he just sat there with a pouty face and had to take it.

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Awsome, If Obama wrote all that then he deffenitly has a good career as standup afterwords.....If not id like to meet the man who did write it

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Obama was good, but Seth definitely nailed it.

Trump was pissed.

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Re: Obama Fires back at Trump

I didn't know they were missing.?

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