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the friend card

its like the race card


anyone got one of them. someone you know asks for a favor, and if you can't do it for them, they say "what, you don't trust me, or I'm not that good of a friend or something"?



"can you send money to Nigeria?"
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just go to the bank and sign up
"whats the problem with you doing it, you dont trust me"?
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this isn't CLSB related


anyone got a friend that always asks for a favor, and if you tell them, you simply can't do it. They get all offended and then push the issue how you are not being a "friend"
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fuck that I know what he be talking about. I have this friend. He axed me one day. Yo chunk I is going on a date with that fly ass hoe Shantiqua. Let me borrow that silver mink coat. I was like hell no nigga is you crazy? But you can borrow my other mink coat and he was like nigga I thought we was boys. You don't trust me with the silver mink? You see what I'm gettin at here?

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fuck that i know what he be talking about. I have this friend. He axed me one day. Yo chunk i is going on a date with that fly ass hoe shantiqua. Let me borrow that silver mink coat. I was like hell no nigga is you crazy? But you can borrow my other mink coat and he was like nigga i thought we was boys. You don't trust me with the silver mink? You see what i'm gettin at here?

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fuck that I know what he be talking about. I have this friend. He axed me one day. Yo chunk I is going on a date with that fly ass hoe Shantiqua. Let me borrow that silver mink coat. I was like hell no nigga is you crazy? But you can borrow my other mink coat and he was like nigga I thought we was boys. You don't trust me with the silver mink? You see what I'm gettin at here?
This is borderline racist, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

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I understand.
And my point of view is that friends are not free.

You must work towards a friend ship that means effort on both sides and understanding that sometimes I might have a larger obligation and you'll have to make it on your own.Please call me next time so that i might have the chance to earn your friendship......
simple stuff but sometimes man code is beyond some men.

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I understand.
And my point of view is that friends are not free.
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i'm sure you get the phone calls out of the blue looking for help. or hey can i borrow a tool.
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this isn't CLSB related
just givin you a hard time...

do ya have a particular situation that just happened in mind? spill it bro!

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This is borderline racist, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
no it's not! Here let me tell you another story. One time a friend of mine came up to me and asked me. Hey Chunk. Can I borrow your silver coolie hat? I'm going on a date with Ling Ling Chow. I said, absorutely not! but you can borrow my straw coolie and he said I thought we were friends but I guess not since you don't trust me with your silver coolie hat. You see?

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just givin you a hard time...

do ya have a particular situation that just happened in mind? spill it bro!
wants me to bid on stuff on e day


stuff is local pickup,(out of state) and i dont want to deal with it. bad enough when I got my own problems on my items.

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A friend wont ask the imposable.

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i dont want to be responsible for a 500 dollar auction. I told him just make his own account.
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^^ Hmm my guess is I've got more true friends than you...

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^^ Hmm my guess is I've got more true friends than you...
i dunno about that. a true friend lets you fuck them in the ass. how many of your friends let you fuck them in the ass?

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Wow I'm thinking the youth around here is just stupid.

You all need to grow the fuck up and respect the people that might think your WORTH being friends with.

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lulz. this world is going to hell in a hand basket i tell you what.


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real friends say, "i respect your wishes" and not push the issue.


real friends don't borrow other friends lawn mowers, I tell you what
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wow i'm thinking the youth around here is just stupid.

You all need to grow the fuck up and respect the people that might think your worth being friends with.
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i dunno about that. a true friend lets you fuck them in the ass. how many of your friends let you fuck them in the ass?
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You'd be surprised!
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since when does the friend card mean what you are implying?

since when does the friend card = the race card?

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Pretty bad when you have as a 'friend' someone who is an ignorant and inconsiderate dumb ass. Are you that hard up to have 'friends' ?


oh wait.. I just looked at the OP.

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Pretty bad when you have as a 'friend' someone who is an ignorant and inconsiderate dumb ass. Are you that hard up to have 'friends' ?
I thought you were going to ask that about the people that call the OP a friend.

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I thought you were going to ask that about the people that call the OP a friend.
It's called 'doublespeak'


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