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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 05-28-2011, 07:43 PM Thread Starter
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the pledge of allegiance

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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. Thank you very very much for letting us little kids live here. It really really was nice of you. You didn't have to do it. And it's really not creepy to have little kids mindlessly recite this anthem every day and pledge their life to a government before they're old enough to really think about what they're saying. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is not a form of brainwashing. This is really the greatest country in the whole world. All the other countries suck. And if this country ever goes to war, as it's often wont to do, I promise to help go and kill all the other countries' kids. God bless Johnson and Johnson. God bless GE. God bless Citigroup. Amen.

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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 05-28-2011, 09:28 PM
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I feel bad for people that just seem to hate everything.

Saturday night...I'm drinking and watching the motocross race, you're sweatin' the pledge of allegiance.

Ugh. ...you used to be a fun dude man, what happened?

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In a state where corruption abounds, laws must be very numerous.

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shit, my bad dawg. i didnt know saturday was party night. i just got off work and i work again tomorrow.

ill go get me a mon-fri 9-5 gig again. thanks!

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Not the point, but whatevs, enjoy!

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naw man, lets hold this off til monday and resume. for the princess.


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Haha, this is probably as much time as I'll want to spend on the 'ole pledge of allegiance

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more trolling. if you hate this country so much jeff....... you know the rest.

people in other countries would be hanged for 1/8th of the shit you post.
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more trolling. if you hate this country so much jeff....... you know the rest.

people in other countries would be hanged for 1/8th of the shit you post.
Yeah right on. Fuck You Jeff! How dare you post something funny - let along something that criticizes our beloved and infallible government.

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Alright, now we've got both of them in one thread!


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"God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ... And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
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Alright, now we've got both of them in one thread!

God awesome Chicago weather. Let's argue about religion.
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I was just bitching about that here in the house...3 days of sitting on my ass. Guess I'll hook up the 360

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more trolling. if you hate this country so much jeff....... you know the rest.

people in other countries would be hanged for 1/8th of the shit you post.
Cry some more for me. I love it when peoples vaginas get all sandy just for bringing up discussion. Not everything is a troll.

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If you posted it in the Funnies forum, this might get a better reception.

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Cry some more for me. I love it when peoples vaginas get all sandy just for bringing up discussion. Not everything is a troll.
^^Now THAT is funny

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If you posted it in the Funnies forum, this might get a better reception.
Maybe if it were a joke I would. Though I'm sure people would bitch its trolling there too.

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I like that this board takes something impersonable and turns it personal. And *IM* the asshole troll. I never bring up anyones name or tell them how shitty their life is.

but I'm the immature one. fuckin love it. I don't even have to troll, you people troll yourselves.

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If you hate it here so much why do you stay?

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I'm not sure anymore.

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Your apparrent disdain for all things looks to have contorted and twisted your views on most things, including your perception of not only your own posts but also the reactions to them by others.

Carry on, I'm gonna go party. (thought you had to work today?)

<---misses the good time Jeff. ...i.e. slap-a-yo-face.

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I guess. My life is so full of hate. And I am at work but now I have a call. So if you'll excuse me, my angry hatefilled ass has to go try and help/care for someone on the ambulance.

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Good! Now get some of that back over here on the board man!!

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