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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 06-02-2011, 09:59 PM Thread Starter
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So when's the Asian turf war gonna began?

After watching southpark, if been sticking in my head and yea, I'm stirring the pot. So, who's gonna win? Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, or Filipinos

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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FAK! Once again the Filipinos are left out of "Asian" talk.
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FAK! Once again the Filipinos are left out of "Asian" talk.
arent they south pacific or something

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arent they south pacific or something
You have just opened the Pandora's box of Filipino debate LOL
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What about Koreans? :-P
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FAK! Once again the Filipinos are left out of "Asian" talk.
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What about Koreans? :-P
Ok Ok ok. Added in

...plus my gf was with me saying "omg slow down, slow down" and I was thinking "Lose annoying squalk box in passenger seat, afford more mods and have less weight in the car and on the back of the bike"...so i dumped her and I'm single again as usual...HERE KITTY KITTY!!!
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Ok Ok ok. Added in

Haha, thanks man, my girlfriend appreciates not feeling left out!
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We need a tweety!

A Tweaty? No, a tweety! Don't you know what a tweety is?!

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Its been a while since South Park had me rolling that hard. Gotta love their Asian jokes, like when the Japanese were attacking the whales and dolphins. Or when the Mongorians knock-a-down a Chinese man's wall.

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What about Koreans? :-P
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Thanks for forgetting about us in the first place you motherfucker! Just for that, when the war starts, we're coming to get you first!!!



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You have just opened the Pandora's box of Filipino debate LOL


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FAK! Once again the Filipinos are left out of "Asian" talk.
then how about Tahitians and Palau-ites? Or Hawaiians?

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what is south park and what is asian turf war?

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Thanks for forgetting about us in the first place you motherfucker! Just for that, when the war starts, we're coming to get you first!!!



Haha, well that makes 2 on the Korean team (yes, I may be white but my gf is Korean, that makes me Korean by...wtf is the inverse of injection???), looks like we're in the lead Bek!
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FAK! Once again the Filipinos are left out of "Asian" talk.
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arent they south pacific or something
Yup they're not Asian. That's why we call Filipinos FLIP... Funny Looking Island People
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Yup they're not Asian. That's why we call Filipinos FLIP... Funny Looking Island People
So THAT'S what it means. I thought it was just an odd way of shortening "Filipino."

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So THAT'S what it means. I thought it was just an odd way of shortening "Filipino."
glad we learned something today
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The part at 1:40 -2:30 is friggin hilarious
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Yup they're not Asian. That's why we call Filipinos FLIP... Funny Looking Island People
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+1 now we're gonna have to go all escrima on your ass
Either that or we can get two long bamboo sticks and dance...

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then how about Tahitians and Palau-ites? Or Hawaiians?
They don't count :P

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Haha, well that makes 2 on the Korean team (yes, I may be white but my gf is Korean, that makes me Korean by...wtf is the inverse of injection???), looks like we're in the lead Bek!

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Im hung like an asian guy... Can i be in?

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