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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 06-10-2011, 12:04 PM Thread Starter
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I met LeBron last night!

No shit, my sister is in advertising and does work for Sports Center. I didn't realize it at the time, but he was in the building in the room next to us doing some kind of interview show. It was getting late and I was hungry, so I went out to use the vending machine to grab some peanut m&m's. Tried inserting my $1 bill, but the machine was only accepting exact change. Just then I hear some big guy come up behind me, I turn around and it's LeBron! I didn't want to be all like "i'm your biggest fan!". So I asked him for some change. I gave him my $1 bill and he gives me 75 cents. I'm like "but I gave you a $1. And he says "I'm sorry, but I don't have a 4th quarter."

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I did some fact checking and your story fits. I'm gonna have to believe it

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OMG as I am reading this I was like how was he in Chicago while he JUST played last night. Good one John! LOL
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black guy stole 25 cents from him?
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Not only stole 25 cents but left with his wife...

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Not only stole 25 cents but left with his wife...
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So a guy who makes Millions a year ripped you off for $0.25?

You really must have been jonesing for those M&M's

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Craig you have it all wrong! It was 25 cents and his wife! WTF! There I go again. I hope the women arn't around at the moment.

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Craig you have it all wrong! It was 25 cents and his wife! WTF! There I go again. I hope the women arn't around at the moment.
Hey bad taz, if we wanted a joke, we'd follow you into the bathroom and watch you try to take a piss. lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Hey bad taz, if we wanted a joke, we'd follow you into the bathroom and watch you try to take a piss. lol
First off only you would try to follow me in the bathroom to watch! Sounds a little

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First off only you would try to follow me in the bathroom to watch! Sounds a little

I'm watch my back all the time now!
watch your back? I think you should start by trying to watch your dick. When was the last time you saw that thing? Can you even see your shoes?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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watch your back? I think you should start by trying to watch your dick. When was the last time you saw that thing? Can you even see your shoes?
I do watch it as its going in and out of your gf & wife! I wouldn't refer to your wife as a thing, she might get upset!

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but but but... LeBron is better than MJ
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but but but... LeBron is better than MJ
You have to keep it old school! MJ is the best!

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I do watch it as its going in and out of your gf & wife! I wouldn't refer to your wife as a thing, she might get upset!

Don't be jealous!
Just be sure to clean that thing off before sticking it in, I know you're getting blow jobs from your german sheppard.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Just be sure to clean that thing off before sticking it in, I know your getting blow jobs from your german sheppard.
So your wife is a thing and your gf is a dog? I just want to make sure I have it straight.

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So your wife is a thing and your gf is a dog? I just want to make sure I have it straight.
lol oh man Don't you have a network to accidently take down or something?

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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