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post #1 of 60 (permalink) Old 06-12-2011, 10:54 AM Thread Starter
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The Perfect Girl? (NWS-ish)

Why isn't there anyone like her around IL?

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^^^^^ +1

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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shes probably self-absorbed. you can tell because shes doing a model photoshoot and interview. shes over-valued, simply for being into a male-dominated field. id still stick it in tho. half half whooole, half half whoooole.

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hard to say....can't even see her ass

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Slap a set of Alyssa's tits on that girl and you'd be doing alright.

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Only one ive seen.

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Why any guy would want an SO that does manly stuff is beyond me. Women are supposed to play with flowers and cook and gossip and talk about their make up. Living with a girl like that would be like living with someone you could never take a break from because they'd be doing the same shit as you all the time. There is a reason why women are women and men are men.
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she could start working for me I'm looking for someone to weld and blow...

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I'll take an 848EVO and this chick...
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She could work on my valves... on the 1098...

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Why any guy would want an SO that does manly stuff is beyond me. Women are supposed to play with flowers and cook and gossip and talk about their make up. Living with a girl like that would be like living with someone you could never take a break from because they'd be doing the same shit as you all the time. There is a reason why women are women and men are men.
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9. Non-Asian women into Asian culture (fixed)

11. Women that already have children
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Why any guy would want an SO that does manly stuff is beyond me. Women are supposed to play with flowers and cook and gossip and talk about their make up. Living with a girl like that would be like living with someone you could never take a break from because they'd be doing the same shit as you all the time. There is a reason why women are women and men are men.
Depends on the chick. I like manly things. Or what was a male dominated field - riding bikes and I used to do work on mine. But I love getting pedicures and I enjoy cooking. Although cooking isn't female dominated. All that annoying cooking shows are male chefs. And not all men fix cars or build things. That gets old real fast. Sometimes its quicker at the mechanic or just buying whatever you need rather than waiting months for mr b/f to finally build that coffee table he would.

I'd say its nice if there a mix of 'girly vs guy' things for each sex. Otherwise what the hell do you have in common? that would be incredibly dull
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dudes do what dudes do and bitches should stick to what they do. Unless you a bitch with a mustache and a hairy chest.

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dudes do what dudes do and bitches should stick to what they do. Unless you a bitch with a mustache and a hairy chest.
So are you saying that the women on this board should give their bikes away and step back in the kitchen?

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So are you saying that the women on this board should give their bikes away and step back in the kitchen?
I said bitches bro. I wasn't talkin bout the broads on this forum.

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i think he is saying the fine and wonderfull women on here are
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a bitch with a mustache and a hairy chest.





j/k

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.

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there is a fine line between finding a chick that you have things in common with and one that is only into guy things, has no female friends, and is around other dudes all the time.
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The only thing you need to have common with a broad is that she likes you enough to want to make a baby with you and you like her enough to make a baby with her. The rest is superficial bullshit. Just make sure the bitch got a father in her life otherwise you know what will happen.

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there is a fine line between finding a chick that you have things in common with and one that is only into guy things, has no female friends, and is around other dudes all the time.
Muskrat speaks the truth.

No female friends is a huge red flag.
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9. Non-Asian women into Asian culture (fixed)

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Doesn't that cover all women??

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This one gets my vote

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Doesn't that cover all women??
which one you be?

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No female friends is a huge red flag.

wat?


no female friends means they don't go hanging out and partying. They don't invite you to friends bday, baby related,anniversery etc.....


plus she has no guy friends either so its all good
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has no female friends, and is around other dudes all the time.



female cops, nuns, construction workers, military soldiers, strippers, pron stars, automotive mechanic


these?
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wat?


no female friends means they don't go hanging out and partying. They don't invite you to friends bday, baby related,anniversery etc.....


plus she has no guy friends either so its all good
if she has no friends that's the worst... she be on you like white on rice all tee time

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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