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It's being called the "poop burger". Japanese scientists have found a way to create artificial meat from sewage containing human feces.

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 06-27-2011, 01:07 PM
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I was reading about that a few months ago. I couldn't do it. The article I read showed a "beef sandwich" and all I could think of was rectal meat.

It would have to be a soylent green world for me to even consider that...

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If it's marketed as 'Poop Meat', I can certainly see why it wouldn't sell. It needs a fancier name, something unintelligibly scientific with lots of vowels...

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im gagging just thinking about it, but there will be a Niche market for it as theres gotta be atleast 1,000,000 people on the planet out of how many billion that have a fecal eating fetish. gross!

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If it's marketed as 'Poop Meat', I can certainly see why it wouldn't sell. It needs a fancier name, something unintelligibly scientific with lots of vowels...
You mean like "hospital food", or "cafeteria food"?

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ho-spi-tal" "ca-fe-te-ri-a"?
Yeah, I guess the meet the syllable requirements...

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The 'shit sandwich' has been talked about for a long time... now MCD can duck out of the label....

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If it's marketed as 'Poop Meat', I can certainly see why it wouldn't sell. It needs a fancier name, something unintelligibly scientific with lots of vowels...
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next time you eat a whooper look at the meat. now ask yourself what is with the plugs that's in it. we may already be eating poop burgers.




i think the plugs are flavor while the rest is a filler. it put me off them for about a decade, but when made well they are yummy. i used to eat them everyday and even leave them in my car overnight and eat them the next day. never got sick from them........ very odd i must say

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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i wonder how many suhc has eaten?
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Shouldnt be to hard to tell who just finished munching on a shit burger

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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no offence to anyone, j/k around. i dont want anyone to think i'm
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next time you eat a whooper look at the meat. now ask yourself what is with the plugs that's in it. we may already be eating poop burgers.


i think the plugs are flavor while the rest is a filler. it put me off them for about a decade, but when made well they are yummy. i used to eat them everyday and even leave them in my car overnight and eat them the next day. never got sick from them........ very odd i must say

I don't usually eat fast food, but I can honestly say that my fast food favorite is McDonald's Chicken Nuggets. And despite knowing exactly what they are and how they're made, I still eat them.

The other things, like White Castle sweet potato fries and Arby's curly fries are more readily identifiable as having come directly from mother nature. I feel better about stuffing myself if I can tell what it used to be before it was cooked.

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no offence to anyone, j/k around. i dont want anyone to think i'm
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she steal from you yet?

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people should try it. You never know when some nutjob kidnapps you, and turns you into a human centipede.
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I think I ate one last night up here in Misawa. Am I going to die? It washed down ok with a cold budweiser. Wait a minute, was that really Budweiser? I'm fucked now right?

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I think I ate one last night up here in Misawa. Am I going to die? It washed down ok with a cold budweiser. Wait a minute, was that really Budweiser? I'm fucked now right?
Easy test: did the beer taste like piss? If so, then it was Budweiser. Your safe.
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Hey now.. Wait I can't argue that point.
you're the most white looking puerto rican ever.

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