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post #1 of 46 (permalink) Old 06-29-2011, 10:03 AM Thread Starter
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This left me speechless...

Can someone in their right mind please explain what this is...it left me speechless this morning on my way to work.
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post #2 of 46 (permalink) Old 06-29-2011, 10:06 AM
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looks like a scooter

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I had loafers just like those in grade school...except brown. Now, match them with brown pants and a mustard yellow shirt (standard protocol) and you've got a sharp, sharp dressed gradeschooler

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Well yeah anyone can tell its a scooter, but who or what is riding it? I tell you with all the lane splitting and tailgating this guy either has balls of steel or is mental.

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I had loafers just like those in grade school...except brown. Now, match them with brown pants and a mustard yellow shirt (standard protocol) and you've got a sharp, sharp dressed gradeschooler
+1

That was a great color combination for our uniform as well, but did you wear polyester pants or were you one of the cool kids with courduroy pants?

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I tell you with all the lane splitting and tailgating this guy either has balls of steel or is mental.
he is wearing a "helmet" so he feels invincible.

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Why the fuck is that guy strapping himself to that scooter?!!

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that dude looks dope. He got style for miles you hatin muffuckas.

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+1

That was a great color combination for our uniform as well, but did you wear polyester pants or were you one of the cool kids with courduroy pants?
We went to the navy/white combo after fourth grade...I had one pair of pants that had some sweet elastic cuffs. Those were awesome.

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those tight pants sure are sexy
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We went to the navy/white combo after fourth grade...I had one pair of pants that had some sweet elastic cuffs. Those were awesome.

Casual days rocked.
you muffuckas go to parochial schools or sumffin?

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hahaha..WTF..that Backpack looks like Buzz lightyear.
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If I had a scooter I would strap it to my backpack too, so I could just get off and carry it with me. Pretty handy actually.
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you muffuckas go to parochial schools or sumffin?
Yes...those uniforms were all worth it as the girls wore these basically see through white shirts and short plaid skirts.

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Yes...those uniforms were all worth it as the girls wore these basically see through white shirts and short plaid skirts.
I know bro. I used to try and git up on the St. Timothy's girls mang. They was like my parents said you public school boys were bad. I was like yeah yeah we bad alright so when you gonna let me stick my finger in your coochie?

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Yeah well I went to Public school first, then private, then back to public for HS. You public school fools were all talk

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My guess is he's just getting home from the Gay Pride Parade.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Yeah well I went to Public school first, then private, then back to public for HS. You public school fools were all talk
don't hate mang. You parochial boys was too busy playing gay ass games in your mustard color polos instead of trying spit some game at the ladies.

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ride your bike through wicker park and i'm sure guys like him will be taking pictures of you to post on their street festival forum asking wtf?

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