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She cut off his WHAT ?

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After spontaneously telling officers that her husband "deserved" having his penis cut off, a 48-year-old woman being held as a suspect has said nothing to Garden Grove police, according to a department official.

Catherine Kieu Becker told police she had drugged her husband’s dinner to make him sleepy, then tied him to a bed before the assault Monday night in the 14000 block of Flower Street.

Becker has been booked on suspicion of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse, said Garden Grove Police Lt. Jeff Nightengale.

The victim, who was not identified, told detectives that Becker made him dinner, but he believed something was wrong with his food. He went to lie down and when he woke up he found himself tied to the bed, with his wife tugging his clothes off, he said. She then allegedly cut off his penis and threw it in the garbage disposal.

Nightengale said police are trying to sort out a motive for the crime but that they would have to put off interviewing the victim further until he was out of surgery.

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She cut off his WHAT ?
His penis. It's in the first line of the article.

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god dam bitches thinking they can do shit like that

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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His penis. It's in the first line of the article.
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Part of her sentence should be to have her pussy surgically closed (permanently) with only a piss hole, and have her breasts removed.

Then she'd only be able to take it up the butt if she wanted any.

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Part of her sentence should be to have her pussy surgically closed (permanently) with only a piss hole, and have her breasts removed.

Then she'd only be able to take it up the butt if she wanted any.
Idk about you but my girl gives beejays.
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Idk about you but my girl gives beejays.

honey flavored potatoe chips?
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Normally I'd chime in at this point and say 'stone her.' But I wonder what kind of shit her husband pulled to deserve this.

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Idk about you but my girl gives beejays.
oh shit - Howdju find out about it?

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oh shit - Howdju find out about it?
Arch told me.
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Arch showed me.

dats ghey
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dats ghey
I know you are, but what am I?
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I know you are, but what am I?

I didn't state you were ghey. Im implying the sexual act between you and Arch was Ghey.
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"aggravated mayhem" I didn't believe this was a real term.

Sounded awesome until I found this definition:

A person is guilty of aggravated mayhem when he or she
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Doesn't she know you're not supposed to put stuff like that in the garbage disposal? Now she's gonna have to call a plumber....
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Hahaha...at least some good came out of this. Google imaging John Wayne Bobbit yield a picture that you clsbers can photoshop for eternity:
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honey flavored potatoe chips?
OK, I actually gave you rep for that one...it made me LOL

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Hahaha...at least some good came out of this. Google imaging John Wayne Bobbit yield a picture that you clsbers can photoshop for eternity:
Yeah, but at least he got his back and got it sewed back on successfully.

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what an odd picture

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Damn...
Hey, back in the 80s when I was running security for Glenbrook hospital we had some guy take the shuttle from Glenbrook to Evanston. He walked into a public bathroom by the ER. He then cut about 1/2 his dick off with a blade from a snake bite kit and flushed it down the toilet. True story! Evidently he though he was yanking off too much and this would fix the problem. One of the doctors even asked if maintenance could possibly retrieve it. BTW, do you know how little the blade is in a snake bite kit? That took some work and wasn't done with one swipe. OUCH!

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what an odd picture
I think it may have come from his p0rn days. It's all over the interweb when you google image the guy. So bizarre.
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Hey, back in the 80s when I was running security for Glenbrook hospital we had some guy take the shuttle from Glenbrook to Evanston. He walked into a public bathroom by the ER. He then cut about 1/2 his dick off with a blade from a snake bite kit and flushed it down the toilet. True story! Evidently he though he was yanking off too much and this would fix the problem. One of the doctors even asked if maintenance could possibly retrieve it. BTW, do you know how little the blade is in a snake bite kit? That took some work and wasn't done with one swipe. OUCH!
Weird, suddenly I lost my appetite and my crotch got a sudden pain in it.

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