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Caught robbing a salon? This might work out OK after all....

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This story is over two years old just so everyone knows and suspected fake.

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Who goes to the cops and complains after that?

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I heard Russian women are crazy.
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Dang, i'm gonna go rob this broad.

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she hot !!! i don't see the crazy at all ...

unless she has a cleaver in her left hand

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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thats what happens when 65% of population is wemen! Russian broads are the best, latin american broads second!
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Is she a red head?
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PM me the addy , I will be in Elmwood Park tomorrow anyway .
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Russian women are crazy! You should stop by and see my neighbor, she's often found laying in the sun naked.
and her addy is ...

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and he addy is ...
I forgot to mention shes in her 60's and ugly as f*ck! You still want that address?

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Can I be her sex slave
she has a rueben sammich for a snatcharoo..

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