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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 10:49 AM Thread Starter
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I got a job offer

Should I take it?


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Prospective Hire,

Our Human Resource Department has come across your information for potential employment.
The vacancy available with our company is an admin-based position allowing employees to work from their residence or house.
This online position pays a base salary of $2,000 each month. Medical and dental benefits are accessible after 90 days.
After being with the company for 12 months, employees will be available to advance to open staff positions.

Brief Duties: Agents will aid the company in processing transactions from investors and clients.
The employee will receive funds to their bank account on behalf of the company. The employee will then process the transaction according to the company's standard.

Requirements: The employee must have a cell phone with SMS capabilities, computer with internet access,
local transportation to process transactions, bank account, be 21 yrs or older, be a US citizen, and be able to follow directions.

How-to Apply: Vacancies are limited while time lasts. Interested candidates should act immediately.
Reply to e-mail with full address, contact number, and full name. Management will then contact you with more details.
The ability to follow directions is critical, so make sure when responding you include all the requested information listed above.
If you do not you may not be considered past this point.

Legitimate offer of employment! Do not reply if not seriously ready to begin working today.
We use a Hiring Agency to eliminate non-interesting responses for employment.
After your interest is confirmed company details will be provided.

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 10:51 AM
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What could go wrong?

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I thought you were looking in to that Real Estate Assistant position starting at $2k/month...you know, the one that was hand written in black marker off Algonquin road?


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I thought you were looking in to that Real Estate Assistant position starting at $2k/month...you know, the one that was hand written in black marker off Algonquin road?

If it's on yellow poster board, it's classy and legit. The cheap ass phonies use plain white poster board.

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why do you always get all the great job offers? All I get in my email is Nigerian scam letters, instructions on how to grow my penis by 10" guaranteed, and the occasional fax with directions on how to take a Caribbean cruise for $49 including airfare.

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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 11:49 AM
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cool your gonna work for the mob !!!

hay when you get in ... can ya get me in?

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 12:01 PM
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lol that sounds legit....

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I told you to keep that between us. Don't need all these ninjas on here trying to get my cake.

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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 12:09 PM
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Justin after you get this job, can you please lend me a few hundred dollars? I need to pay off Agent Skinner from the FBCIA to clear my name.
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I thought you were looking in to that Real Estate Assistant position starting at $2k/month...you know, the one that was hand written in black marker off Algonquin road?

Man, I called that number and this tranny with a really quiet Olds Alero answered.
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Man, I called that number and this tranny with a really quiet Olds Alero answered.
really? I called and talked to a guy who didn't know the difference between a curb and a street.

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dude, you played around and posted your request and I filled out my online application today and I am hired. All I had to do was supply my Name, DOB, Soc.Sec. Number, and a credit card # with the CRV code (for processing my application) and that was it! I start one week from today!

YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE!











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I was thinking about looking for a job until I got the email below on Monday. Now I'm just going to live on my credit cards until the compensation comes through. Life is good!

-----Original Message-----
From: Western Union® [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, July 18, 2011 12:13 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Please Be Informed!!!



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$950,000.00 to be transfered to you as Compensation. Email: [email protected]
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