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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 01:21 PM Thread Starter
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I'm looking for the best (straight) spa/salon/massage parlor in Chicago. I'm looking to take my girlfriend for a couple's day on our 4th anniversary, and as a graduation present. Anyone know of good, affordable places?
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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 01:22 PM
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post #3 of 24 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 01:35 PM Thread Starter
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... Anyone know of good, affordable places?
what is that mean to you? what type of services would you like done?

Any top tier hotel downtown will have a good spa, combine that with a hotel stay for the weekend and entertainment available in the area and you have a great anniversary weekend. The only draw back will be having to spend as much if not more next year.

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with this question "good" and what you might consider affordable may not go together. went here years back with then g/f's uncle and aunt got us a gift card to use. awesome place.

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Um, there's this service called YELP?

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I'm looking for the best (straight) spa/salon/massage parlor in Chicago. I'm looking to take my girlfriend for a couple's day on our 4th anniversary, and as a graduation present. Anyone know of good, affordable places?
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This might get good

well, i have good man-hands......


seriously, you might wanna check out the Peninsula hotel, downtown
they have the best spa
pricey tho

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DOnt waste your money, shell just forget all thenice shit you did in a few years and tell you how worthless you are as a man and you never did anything for her!

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what is that mean to you? what type of services would you like done?
Any top tier hotel downtown will have a good spa, combine that with a hotel stay for the weekend and entertainment available in the area and you have a great anniversary weekend. The only draw back will be having to spend as much if not more next year.

I'm looking to spend around $500 on the both of us. 'Good,' as in the place isn't run down and the staff actually know what they're doing. Actually, a full weekend downtown doesn't seem like a bad idea. And yeah, I may have to sell off a kidney or two so I can afford next year's present. Maybe a lung if I really like her.

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Let us know if you get the (straight) happy ending?
Oh, that'll come later that night.

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DOnt waste your money, shell just forget all thenice shit you did in a few years and tell you how worthless you are as a man and you never did anything for her!
But wouldn't a girl remember you breaking out of your comfort zone to show her a good time?

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But wouldn't a girl remember you breaking out of your comfort zone to show her a good time?
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post #12 of 24 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 02:14 PM
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All that goes out the window the next time you fuck up.
Fawkin a right Arch - I can tell youve been married a few years too!

Its the 99/1 ratio - you can save the day, be the sweetheart, the best man ever 99 times and the One time you fuck up youre a instant POS and all the 99 things you did before dont mean shit!

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But wouldn't a girl remember you breaking out of your comfort zone to show her a good time?
You Must be either, young, a dreamer, idealist, all of the above or stupid. Which one is it?

Oh i forgot or shes your 1st real piece of ass or G/F.

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Ok, to break up some of the "hard core reality" advice given above.

Four years is a long time, do something nice, something different from the typical things you two do, but $500 is a shit load of cash. Trim that down, put it away for yourself or your future together. When you are a "straight up CLSB baller with a seven figure income", you can throw out $500 tips, but for now, be wise. Many small gestures throughout the year will take you much farther then one day splurging. Not to mention if the day that you plan does not work out exactly like you planned or how she hoped, then you'll be out of $500 and nothing to show for it or a positive memory to hang on to.

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+1. Have a friend that works there and shes really good, IMO.

Right around North/Clyborn.

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I dated a chick who worked at Teddie Kossov (spelling?) on waukegan and willow road. I got some freebies there and they were good

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The Other question you have to ask yourself is - If she performs oral sex on you does she

A. When you come to completion(Orgasim) - She gets up and runs to the bathroom and spits out Manchowder

B. When you come to completion(Orgasim) - She takes it like a fat kid at a ice cream shop and doesnt even gag and tells you she loves you and your yummy manchowder

If the answer is A - then i wouldnt spend more than $50 on her and also do the test as in " A bronx Tale" Open her door 1st and when you go to your door if she doesnt make the effort to lean over and unlock your door before you get to your side of the car than kick her to the curb, if she does open it then you might have a chance to have a keeper - That little test is very accurate as when that movie came out and i started using that test the ones that didnt lean over and unlock my door were self-centered POS assholes! Try it out!

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The Other question you have to ask yourself is - If she performs oral sex on you does she

A. When you come to completion(Orgasim) - She gets up and runs to the bathroom and spits out Manchowder

B. When you come to completion(Orgasim) - She takes it like a fat kid at a ice cream shop and doesnt even gag and tells you she loves you and your yummy manchowder

If the answer is A - then i wouldnt spend more than $50 on her and also do the test as in " A bronx Tale" Open her door 1st and when you go to your door if she doesnt make the effort to lean over and unlock your door before you get to your side of the car than kick her to the curb, if she does open it then you might have a chance to have a keeper - That little test is very accurate as when that movie came out and i started using that test the ones that didnt lean over and unlock my door were self-centered POS assholes! Try it out!
Best test procedure .
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