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The StripClub playlist

me and a few friends are trying to build a strip club playlist. Heres what i got so far, lets hear your thoughts.

*Eminem - Shake that
*Motley Crue – Girls, Girls, Girls
*Motley Crue – Wild Side
Warrant – Cherry Pie
Kanye West – Stronger
Kid Rock - Cowboy
T-Pain - im in love with a stripper
Def Leppard - pour some sugar on me
Lenny Kravitz - American Woman
*50 Cent - Candy Shop
*Aerosmith - Pink
Prince - Pussy Control
Nelly - Hot in Here
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Tone-Loc – Wild Thing
Peaches – Fuck the Pain away
Juvenile. Back that ass up
Gorillaz – Feel Good Inc.
*50 Cent - In Da Club
Marilyn Manson – This is the new shit
Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
Van Halen - hot for teacher
*ac/dc - shook me all night long
*Buckcherry - Lit Up
*Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch
Theroy of a Deadman - Bad Girlfriend
Run DMC - Its tricky
Bloodhound Gang – Bad Touch
Saliva – Ladies and Gentlemen
Dan Diamond - Titty Dancer
Ke$Ha – Take it off
Juelz Santana - There It Go (The Whistle Song)
Nelly Furtado – Promiscuous
Bon Jovi – Bad Medicine
*50 Cent - Just a little bit.
*Christina Aguilera - Dirrty
Jet - Cold Hard Bitch
GnR - Paradise City
GnR - Welcome to the Jungle
Boy's Don't Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy
Whitesnake- Here I go again
Fiona Apple- Criminal
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me
112 - Peaches and Creame
T.I. - Live Your Life
Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
Blue - Too Close
Nicki Minaj - Super Bass
2Pac- All About U

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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Then of course you have to include three of the longer songs ever recorded cause you want to make sure you get your money's worth lol

Led Zepplin - Stairway to Heaven
Iron Maiden - Inagodavida (sp?)
G N R - November Rain

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I would like to hear these songs while getting a lap dance:
Machine Gun – Jimmy Hendriks
Coma – Gun’s N’ Roses
Staiway to Heaven – Led Zeppelin
White Wedding – Billy Idol
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Machine Gun 12 minutes 36 seconds
Coma 10 minutes 13 seconds
Staiway to Heaven 8 minutes 2 seconds
White Wedding 8 minutes 19 sec

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I would like to hear these songs while getting a lap dance:
Machine Gun – Jimmy Hendriks
Coma – Gun’s N’ Roses
Staiway to Heaven – Led Zeppelin
White Wedding – Billy Idol
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Machine Gun 12 minutes 36 seconds
Coma 10 minutes 13 seconds
Staiway to Heaven 8 minutes 2 seconds
White Wedding 8 minutes 19 sec
fuck that

cream inagadavida. something like a 20 minute song.

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fuck that

cream inagadavida. something like a 20 minute song.
cream, what?! that's an iron butterfly song.

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cream, what?! that's an iron butterfly song.
Next time I make a post I'll send it to you first so you can proof it.

Cream, Iron butterfly. You got the damn idea didn't you.

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haha, I got the point but confusing that song as a cream song makes me cringe!

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Then of course you have to include three of the longer songs ever recorded cause you want to make sure you get your money's worth lol

Led Zepplin - Stairway to Heaven
Iron Maiden - Inagodavida (sp?)
G N R - November Rain
Stairway? At a strip club? Srsly? Who cares if its long I don't think I have ever heard it played at one.

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Someone failed basic economics.
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Stairway? At a strip club? Srsly? Who cares if its long I don't think I have ever heard it played at one.

My contribution is Swing by Savage.
Mannheim brotha lol I've also gotten dances to Dean Martin and Hank Williams all in the same night lol Shit as long as there is an ass in my face, you could play the Sesame Street theme song for all I care.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Someone failed basic economics.
Strip club ownership 101, never play a song longer than 4 mins and always have the DJ talk over the last 30 seconds of it so the whore can stop dancing and try to convine you to get another dance.

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Mannheim brotha lol I've also gotten dances to Dean Martin and Hank Williams all in the same night lol Shit as long as there is an ass in my face, you could play the Sesame Street theme song for all I care.
Fair enough but I need more than one sense on a similar wavelength, may have improper erections at inopportune times with those 2 things being meshed together.
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GnR - Paradise City
GnR - Welcome to the Jungle
how did i miss these?!?

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I don't think this one really works, but whatever floats your boat.

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