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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-14-2011, 03:06 PM Thread Starter
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so my wife wanted someone to clean the house

so I started to research on craigslist to figure out costs. etc.




super win for me.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/res/2515263213.html

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Hi I am a single mom in need of gigs to make money and free this weekend to erotically clean or model for you. I have experience as a server,bartender so I can work parties nude or lingerie and model in bikini, semi nude, lingerie and nude as well as fetish shoots. I also have experience cleaning homes in whatever attire wanted...pay depends on details and attire desired. If interested email me and I can send some pics and set up to meet to discuss job. My measurements are 34DD-27-34 and I am 5ft 5" tall with blond hair and green eyes. Thanks, Angelique

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-14-2011, 03:36 PM
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I do cleaning too. I'll email you my nude pics. You'll hire me...Im irresistible

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I do cleaning too. I'll email you my nude pics. You'll hire me...Im irresistible
and you offer camera hookups like at acc, lol!! can have the women cirtique your ride. ha, ha

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I got pics lol Someone put a NWS in the title and then I'll upload the pics.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Someone throw a NWS in the title and I'll post them.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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***NWS***

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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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wow.. just wow.

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I did need house cleaning while wife is out of town, but can you find another person?

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I'll do it, but I won't give you the enjoyment of you seeing me naked.
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So when does she come to "clean" your place? I'd make sure she showed up wearing the sexiest thing possible, then hand her a tub of cleaning supplies and escort her to a fecally defiled bathroom.

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hahaha, this one is probably more your speed: http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/res/2538089955.html

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hahaha, this one is probably more your speed: http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/res/2538089955.html
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