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It's a trap!

So what TRAPS have you had?


So my boss leaves a note and if said note isn't thrown out, he knows I didn't read it. So I found the note he hid, and trap failed.



Woman starts flirting like mad, wanting me to hang with the gang/mainly her. She is going through tough times with husband and probably wants something on the side.


fawking traps
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I said to a female coworker. Ah shit I just sat on something. Is there anything on my ass? And when she went to look. I blew a fucking fart in her face. I set the trap!

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So what TRAPS have you had?


So my boss leaves a note and if said note isn't thrown out, he knows I didn't read it. So I found the note he hid, and trap failed.



Woman starts flirting like mad, wanting me to hang with the gang/mainly her. She is going through tough times with husband and probably wants something on the side.


fawking traps
dude seriously, How do you afford these drugs? And if it isn't drugs, might I suggest some?

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dude seriously, How do you afford these drugs? And if it isn't drugs, might I suggest some?

oh snap, an internet trap. Someone trying to get me to use drugs.
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I had a person come into my shop to try something on saying they were going to buy it. It was a trap.
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One time I was leading a surprise battle against the evil empire and when I arrived I was startled to find half their fleet and a fully armed and operational battle station waiting for us. I was so taken aback all I could do was blurt out the obvious, "it's a trap". My douchey friends never let me hear the end of it.

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One time I was leading a surprise battle against the evil empire and when I arrived I was startled to find half their fleet and a fully armed and operational battle station waiting for us. I was so taken aback all I could do was blurt out the obvious, "it's a trap". My douchey friends never let me hear the end of it.
oh snap. That reminds me. I went to this city among the clouds to see an old black friend of mine. The muffucker took me to a room where this evil muffucka was sitting there waiting for me and my friends. It was a trap!

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oh snap. That reminds me. I went to this city among the clouds to see an old black friend of mine. The muffucker took me to a room where this evil muffucka was sitting there waiting for me and my friends. It was a trap!
I know that dude! He sold me some colt45 and told me that it worked every time. Turns out the only thing it works every time at is giving me a horrible hang over. It was a trap!

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got a call from my gf (at the time...and yes this was years ago) telling me to come meet her at some party...bla bla bla...i couldnt for whatever reason and gave her every excuse in the book. after im done running through my excuses on how busy i am, she then passes the phone to my other gf, who then cusses me out. apparently, they met at the party and soon figured out what was up.

i had 0 gf's after that phone call...

traps brah, traps!

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Woman starts flirting like mad, wanting me to hang with the gang/mainly her. She is going through tough times with husband and probably wants something on the side.

go for it...well, only if she is a ceo/cfo/gm! ive NEVER heard of office romances and affairs going south! its foolproof brah! haha
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I set a trap once, except I had my friends with me at the time and this dumbass dog thats always eating snacks. We went cruising around in this hippy van. This dumb redheaded chick kept acting slutty but we just had to ignore her or else the trap would've never worked. The nerdy chick with us helped a ton but she always over analyzed the situation. Eventually the trap got set and we caught the burglar, turned out to be the store owner. Im tired of hanging out with the weed smoking shit for brains trying to solve crime

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I went to a website to see what a Speed Triple Turbo looked like, and I never left. It was a trap.
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got a call from my gf (at the time...and yes this was years ago) telling me to come meet her at some party...bla bla bla...i couldnt for whatever reason and gave her every excuse in the book. after im done running through my excuses on how busy i am, she then passes the phone to my other gf, who then cusses me out. apparently, they met at the party and soon figured out what was up.

i had 0 gf's after that phone call...

traps brah, traps!
That wasn't a trap. You just got caught and they called you on it.

I had 3 gf's in high school at the same time. They all lived in different towns, but they still found out about each other somehow. I wasn't a skilled player back then, and must have let something slip. Yep, 3gf's to 0 gf's

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+1 on chris hanson

but didn't he get busted too

i want to drink, but only to kill a certain few brain cells and i don't care how many i have to take out to get to them.
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Me & two other big black guys went to this M/C shop in Northlake that some Homo Runner owns and i went into the bathroom and told him the toilet was leaking when he came in to look at it me and two toher dudes ASS RAPED him Nad Bukakked him! It was a trap!

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but didn't he get busted too
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