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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 08:49 PM Thread Starter
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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Why Mopar REALLY moved to Florida

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 08:58 PM
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Why ya puttin your mom out there like that?

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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I'd let him pee in my butt
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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 08:59 PM Thread Starter
Eat a bag o' dix!
 
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I think that's a dude...


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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

-"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why we call it the present."

-"It's not considered premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married."
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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 08:59 PM
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Thats a woman?

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Thats a woman?
theres one way to find out.... but be careful this guy was trying to find out as well.






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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 09:25 PM
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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-19-2011, 07:41 AM
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I think that's a dude...


lol
Could never really tell with your mom. Couldnt lift enough flaps to get to the poon. Nice tits tho!

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
Im a fuel injected suicide machine!
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Thats a woman?
two I think, one ate the other.

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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-19-2011, 04:30 PM
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If he or she forget..... not sure he or she could reach to figure it out.


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I don't think it's arms are long enough to reach around the flab.
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physics lesson[CENTER]/CENTER]:

short arms +

big waist =

no ass wipe


end lesson

could also be a math lesson

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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-20-2011, 12:11 PM
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^ That's one of the funniest posts I've read.

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