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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I caught him just as he was about to post up my browser history lol That would have been bad.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I still don't get why anyone thinks these comments are funny.
And I don't get why someone who doesn't think it is funny would post up to say so lol Now that is funny.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I caught him just as he was about to post up my browser history lol That would have been bad.


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I still don't get why anyone thinks these comments are funny.
I think this comment is much lamer than the original post, which was not lame at all but actually quite funny

Pretty soon you just won't be able to joke about anything at all, because everything on some level may offend someone somewhere.

Back to making fun of Jon.

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I'm starting to wonder about you.... We better make sure your going down the road on the right side. This calls for a trip to Hangers!
I'd love to go to hangar, but I blew all my money on your wife last weekend. Your kids were surprisingly quiet during the whole thing.

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I think this comment is much lamer than the original post, which was not lame at all but actually quite funny

Pretty soon you just won't be able to joke about anything at all, because everything on some level may offend someone somewhere.

Back to making fun of Jon.
its a pc world, i wonder if Gay white males joke about "having to eat black fat pussy?" Straight white guys always joke about having to take it in th can or blow some dudes - so why wouldnt gay guys joke about being drunk and having to go down on some 325lb black chicks super hairy beaver that has a yeast infection? just a thought?

Ive often wnodered what it would be like to have to go down on a 325lb black womans hairy yeast infested box! Would it be spicy, greasy, fishy smelling, corn bread smelling, or would it taste like chicken?

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its a pc world, i wonder if Gay white males joke about "having to eat black fat pussy?" Straight white guys always joke about having to take it in th can or blow some dudes - so why wouldnt gay guys joke about being drunk and having to go down on some 325lb black chicks super hairy beaver that has a yeast infection? just a thought?

Ive often wnodered what it would be like to have to go down on a 325lb black womans hairy yeast infested box! Would it be spicy, greasy, fishy smelling, corn bread smelling, or would it taste like chicken?
FOR FUCK'S SAKE... I'm TRYING to eat my Panda Express Orange Chicken you motherfucker!!!


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Holy crap Tnat. Holy crap.
What? Come on you know youve thought about that, i know its not the fat black man tennis ball cans that your accustomed too but try flippin it around! have a open mind ken, theres more to life than Big Black Tennis ball cans!

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I caught him just as he was about to post up my browser history lol That would have been bad.
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE... I'm TRYING to eat my Panda Express Orange Chicken you motherfucker!!!


Panda Express? You are the whitest Asian ever.
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LMAO!!! I won't even touch that stuff




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its a pc world, i wonder if Gay white males joke about "having to eat black fat pussy?" Straight white guys always joke about having to take it in th can or blow some dudes - so why wouldnt gay guys joke about being drunk and having to go down on some 325lb black chicks super hairy beaver that has a yeast infection? just a thought?

Ive often wnodered what it would be like to have to go down on a 325lb black womans hairy yeast infested box! Would it be spicy, greasy, fishy smelling, corn bread smelling, or would it taste like chicken?
She would probably be on her Bluetooth the whole time talkin about nothin, as 325 lb black woman NEVER get off the damn phone




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She would probably be on her Bluetooth the whole time talkin about nothin, as 325 lb black woman NEVER get off the damn phone
one of your Ex wifes?

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Me = Twinkie (yellow on the outside, white in the inside) and proud of it

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C'mon seriously I like Panda Express and I'm Asian.
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its a pc world, i wonder if Gay white males joke about "having to eat black fat pussy?" Straight white guys always joke about having to take it in th can or blow some dudes - so why wouldnt gay guys joke about being drunk and having to go down on some 325lb black chicks super hairy beaver that has a yeast infection? just a thought?

Ive often wnodered what it would be like to have to go down on a 325lb black womans hairy yeast infested box! Would it be spicy, greasy, fishy smelling, corn bread smelling, or would it taste like chicken?
Someone take tnat on a Cicero run! He needs to get that nasty fuckin fantasy fulfilled.

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Been there-done that i did that from about 1995-almost 2001 when it was interrupted by Chicago PD! Ex gf made alot of money!

Its highly overrated!

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Been there-done that i did that from about 1995-almost 2001 when it was interrupted by Chicago PD! Ex gf made alot of money!

Its highly overrated!
So tell us what does it taste like? Chicken and waffles?

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