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So at what point in your life would you consider not getting anymore plastic surgeries and living a quite relaxing life?

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The Duchess of Alba, one of Spain's richest and most flamboyant women, has got married again at the age of 85 to a civil servant 24 years her junior.

The aristocrat married Alfonso Diez Carabantes at a palace in Seville, emerging to throw her wedding bouquet into the crowd and dance flamenco.

She wore a salmon-pink knee-length dress with moss-green sash.

The duchess, who has a record number of noble titles, had to overcome her children's suspicions about the union.

According to Guinness World Records, the duchess - whose full name is Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva - has more titles recognised by an existing government than any other noble.

Duchess of Alba

She has wealth to match, with estates, palaces and treasures including art masterpieces estimated to be worth up to 3.5bn euros (3bn; $4.7bn).

At her first wedding in 1947, 1,000 guests watched the 21-year-old bride, wearing gems even then worth $1.5m, marry Luis Martinez de Irujo y Artazcoz.

The New York Times reportedly called it "Spain's most elaborate social event since the end of the monarchy".
Children's objections

Just a few dozen friends and relatives attended Wednesday's lunchtime service in the chapel of the duchess's 15th Century Palacio de las Duenas in Seville.

The twice-widowed aristocrat met her new husband, a social security administration employee, through her second husband, a former priest who died in 2001.

The couple bumped into each other about three years ago outside a cinema in Madrid and eventually started dating, the Associated Press news agency reports.
A man wears a souvenir t-shirt reading "I love DuQueSa" (duchess) outside the Palacio de las Duenas as he waits for guests to arrive before the wedding of Spain's Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, with Alfonso Diez in Seville on Wednesday Waiting crowds in Seville expressed affection for the "duquesa" - DQS - or duchess

Before her wedding, the duchess spoke candidly of the travails she faced overcoming her children's objections.

"They don't want me to marry, but they change partners more often than I do," the duchess previously said about her children, according to the UK's Daily Telegraph.

"The tough part was that my children didn't understand and they got quite angry with me.
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post #2 of 45 (permalink) Old 10-05-2011, 11:52 AM
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It's quite obvious that that is precisely where all of Spain's money has gone

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The dude who's marrying her is set for life, and now has a cool title.

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The dude who's marrying her is set for life, and now has a cool title.
Yep, and thats definitely worth sticking your junk into an old jar of dust a few times.

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It isn't for me... but apparently there's a Spaniard who's all for it.

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Yep, and thats definitely worth sticking your junk into an old jar of dust a few times.
I bet that is not even a requirement. Weekly foot rubs are most likely all that is required.

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It isn't for me... but apparently there's a Spaniard who's all for it.
I'm not sure if you read the article, but she's worth an estimated $4.7 billion.

Four point seven BILLION, not million, BILLION dollars.


You could buy a solid gold, woven scarf, paint it green and have enough left over for the matching speedo

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Good lawd! She couldve just visited the the makeup man on set and got it done cheaper

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I'm not sure if you read the article, but she's worth an estimated $4.7 billion.

Four point seven BILLION, not million, BILLION dollars.


You could buy a solid gold, woven scarf, paint it green and have enough left over for the matching speedo
Yeah and have enough left over to buy a mask in the likeness of..l oh... Maybe mila kunis for her to wear

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I'd totally marry the duchess of alba if she looked like this

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Yeah and have enough left over to buy a mask in the likeness of..l oh... Maybe mila kunis for her to wear
This.

Plus enough drugs/booze to make you believe it's really Mila

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Plus enough drugs/booze to make you believe it's really Mila
Yeah, if you're a freakin orc. Aint no drug gonna make you see that "thing" differently.
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Yeah, if you're a freakin orc. Aint no drug gonna make you see that "thing" differently.
$4.7 billion would make me see a lot of things differently.

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fuck 4.7 billion. I'd bone her for a big mac muffuckas. My dick aint' never been inside no royal poontang befo

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I'm not sure if you read the article, but she's worth an estimated $4.7 billion.

Four point seven BILLION, not million, BILLION dollars.


You could buy a solid gold, woven scarf, paint it green and have enough left over for the matching speedo
Nice.


That's true, but I already nabbed a Spaniard.

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That's true, but I already nabbed a Spaniard.
She worth 5 billion?
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I'd have to say yes. Don't tell her, though!

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Wait a minute....now I'm going to be sick:

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One of Spain's richest women, the Duchess of Alba, is reportedly giving away her personal fortune in order to marry a civil servant.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14441498


Marrying her? Willingly? When she has no money?

What the fuck!

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