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Man I need a basement...

Real Housewives, Bad Girls Club, Suburgatory, Desperate Housewives, Jersey Shore...dammit there's only so much crap I can look at on the internet in the mean time.


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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 10-19-2011, 09:48 PM Thread Starter
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I did find this though....

http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

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Real Housewives, Bad Girls Club, Suburgatory, Desperate Housewives, Jersey Shore...dammit there's only so much crap I can look at on the internet in the mean time.

Mine is in the bedroom watching America's Next something or other. I'm watching mx races from teh summer.

Last night I took apart a perfectly functioning motorcycle.
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Yep, add America's Next Top Model to the list...fuckin' A that's recording now I think.

I'll have to force her outta here for The Ultimate Fighter.

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Do what I did. Cut the cable and then when there is something to watch it's motorcycle racing. Works like a fucking charm
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Mine is at the house probably watching some reality crap aside from being in the middle of world cat and dog war I. We got a cat Saturday and at first the cat was scared of the dog. Today the cat swatted at the dog and Boogers ran and hid for an hour. I'm hammered in the hotel down in Birmingham away from the madness.
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Cat/Dog war...my cat just whoops this dog's ass.

I tried cutting the cable, but Comcast bent over and took it so I just kept them. I'm not paying much more for everything than I would be for internet alone

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Cat/Dog war...my cat just whoops this dog's ass.

I tried cutting the cable, but Comcast bent over and took it so I just kept them. I'm not paying much more for everything than I would be for internet alone
Yea, I'm due to call them and tell them to get fucked again. I'm paying 120 bucks for cable and internet a month. Fucking highway robbery.
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I almost fell for that trap when they dropped the price to keep me on but after I got over the initial excitement that I would be "saving money" I became enraged that they didn't just offer that to me when I asked for it a few months back! Honestly I'm happy we don't have TV anymore. The internet is more than enough for all of our entertainment needs
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Yeah I know it...I've got it all worked out for post cable set up. Shit my brother's got a program that acts like a DVR with torrents. Set it, it searches and records when they pop up. It's the shitski.

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Dude you don't want to bury her in the basement, they'll totally find her there. Get some 55 gallon drums and get the body outside the house, Drew Peterson style. Wait, you were talking about using the basement to dispose of the body right?

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When she watches that stuff, she makes me go in the basement because she can't stand all the comments I make during those shows, lol.

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When she watches that stuff, she makes me go in the basement because she can't stand all the comments I make during those shows, lol.


I have the exact same issue...she gets completely fed up with me!

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That's funny. I watched Breaking Bad, Son's of Anarchy, Tera Nova, and the movie Hannah...never had a problem with chick shows on my big screen.

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LOL, when I come home it is like this:

turn on the TV downstairs: WSS is paused...
Turn on the TV upstairs: Moto2 is paused..
turn on the projector in the newly set-up but never getting used any time soon again workout / office room: DTM paused ...

I really need to get a plan to finish watching one race before I start with the next one...

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haven't had cable since July and I don't miss it one bit....
the wife still needs her fix of drama TV though, so she goes to my parent's to watch all the shitshows.
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haven't had cable since July and I don't miss it one bit....
the wife still needs her fix of drama TV though, so she goes to my parent's to watch all the shitshows.
Sounds like Win - Win to me!

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haven't had cable since July and I don't miss it one bit....
the wife still needs her fix of drama TV though, so she goes to my parent's to watch all the shitshows.
Holy shit now that's the set up!

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You have a garage. It needs old motorcycles that you can work on in it.
Indeed. Nick and I were just talking about old XS650s yesterday!

I still want an older KZ1000 or Z1-900.

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LOL, when I come home it is like this:

turn on the TV downstairs: WSS is paused...
Turn on the TV upstairs: Moto2 is paused..
turn on the projector in the newly set-up but never getting used any time soon again workout / office room: DTM paused ...

I really need to get a plan to finish watching one race before I start with the next one...
You forgot to add "hammer yourself silly to Austrian Clown sodomy porn!"

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Honestly I cant believe I'm the first to ask this but what the hell is she doin outside of the kitchen?!?!?!

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