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LEO Question: Holster Sniffers

How do you guys combat them? Especialy the HOTTTT ones? They didnt exactly go over that in the academy.

I don't want to fall into teh cop stereotype:

Divorced
Alcoholic
Corrupt
of having 4 mistresses

i already am guilty of being an asshole

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man the fuck up it's part of the job. You call them holster sniffers we call them badge chasers.
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Only fuck the married ones. They know how to keep their mouths shut.
and are DTF... no beating around the bush (no pun intended) hahahah
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We call them chips, I have no idea why.

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What department calls them that? I've only heard "badge bunnies".

Accept them, love them, fuck them, but don't marry one. LOL.
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What department calls them that? I've only heard "badge bunnies".

Accept them, love them, fuck them, but don't marry one. LOL.
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How do you guys combat them? Especialy the HOTTTT ones? They didnt exactly go over that in the academy.

I don't want to fall into teh cop stereotype:

Divorced
Alcoholic
Corrupt
of having 4 mistresses

i already am guilty of being an asshole
Don't try and act like you have badge bunnies drooling all over you. you're way too ugly...or does having a badge = the rockstar principles?

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FTP. No really.
must spread rep

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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Don't try and act like you have badge bunnies drooling all over you. you're way too ugly...or does having a badge = the rockstar principles?



must spread rep
A true badge bunny sees past the ugly ones too. It's like a fat girl, even they get some lovin at some point.
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^^^ I see, then I guess his concerns are legitimate...

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As long as their tits are bigger than their dicks, im in.

-"You will meet your destiny on the road of avoidance."

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Must be rough. Just got the badge and already fighting off the tail
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Must be rough. Just got the badge and already fighting off the tail
I call bullshit. He heard stories from other fellas and wanted to be cool.
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I've actually never been hit on because of the job. Maybe its because I don't hang out with cops off duty or flash that its what my career is when I'm out...

... or maybe its because I'm an asshole.
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I've actually never been hit on because of the job. Maybe its because I don't hang out with cops off duty or flash that its what my career is when I'm out...

... or maybe its because I'm an asshole.
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I call bullshit. He heard stories from other fellas and wanted to be cool.
LOL too funny. Is this the original poster...


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I've actually never been hit on because of the job. Maybe its because I don't hang out with cops off duty or flash that its what my career is when I'm out...

... or maybe its because I'm an asshole.
Badge Bunnies attack while on duty, not necessarily off duty. The original poster might be beyond Badge Bunny material which is not easy to do LOL :P
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She aint married, she's only 22 and has a kid but is blazzin hottt. which means
A) She puts out
B) Someone else is tired of her shit
C) She got problems

I know all this but she seems "nice"

Even I see the writing on teh wall....................but................

ya these crazies come right up to you, no shame. And in te spot that I'm in they are all over the place. Holster Sniffers must be an Indiana thins, kinda like Soda and Pop.

Eiter way, I'm happily married........................................... ..........


And no, I don't look like this:



Ken would fuck me, I know he would

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I have a problem with a female cops hitting on me. But its hard to determine when its the time of the month, because it might be a trap.
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I have a problem with a female cops hitting on me. But its hard to determine when its the time of the month, because it might be a trap.
Man that must be terrible...LOL

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dats not a cop, thats a parking enforcemet person. Not that there is anything wrong with that
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dats not a cop, thats a parking enforcemet person. Not that there is anything wrong with that
doh.

This one is hot! nom nom nom nommy

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Thats racist, not all blaks like turkey


Can't see how they can allow someone to get that big. fawking police unions
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All I have to say is don't shit where you eat. If its a chick in the area you work in its not worth it.
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^^^ actualy makes sense



And BTW, to the other 99% of CLSB the two pictured above are keepers

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^^^ actualy makes sense



And BTW, to the other 99% of CLSB the two pictured above are keepers


22 (she is young) baby (no protection was involved)


so she isn't too bright. And she screwed up and looking for a sugar daddy to take care of her and her kid.
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You work for the gaming commission...

Post up some of those casino badge bunny bitches!! LOL
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What department calls them that? I've only heard "badge bunnies".
Houston PD, texans are weird. I've heard it means citizen interested in police or it's short for chippy which means a hooker or loose woman. And +1 for pics bc this thread is worthless without.

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