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farting dog on a cruise liner.

http://www.amazon.com/Walter-Farting...477144?ie=UTF8


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It’s a fabulous floating palace, and everybody on it is having the time of their life…until a mysterious and terrible odor begins to permeate the splendid ship.What can this awful odor be? All signs point to Walter, and so he is banished down below, with the stinky cheeses.Walter doesn’t mind—at least he has something to snack on. But not even the cheese room can contain Walter’s powerful farts. So they lower him onto a lifeboat, and he is forced to travel alone behind the ocean liner. Then catastrophe strikes! The liner loses its power. How long will the great cruise ship and its frightened passengers be marooned on the high seas? About as long as it takes Walter to digest that cheese….

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Bull shit you can read at a 5th grade level.

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Walter the farting dog was a favorite in our house when Abi was in 3rd and 4th grade. Those books are awesome!

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Walter the farting dog was a favorite in our house when Abi was in 3rd and 4th grade. Those books are awesome!
With Dave around, I'm sure she was well versed in flatulence and how it affects the environment, at an early age.

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Is this a hint about what you want for X-mas?
im going on a cruise next year, I was hoping this book would give me inspiration so I wouldn't feel so awkward.
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