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Massage places in the city?

Looking for a good place to get my wife a massage for Christmas, full body preferably. Hold the jokes and try to give real suggestions. A spa or similar would be OK, I'm open to ideas.

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City or close to the city would be good.

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I don't have any specific locations, but check Living Social or Groupon as they always have multiple discounted spa/message deals going on.

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City or close to the city would be good.
I know someone that will usually give me a discount but I think her office is in Naperville. Let me know if you don't find something closer.

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Haha, you should have just titled this thread "Hey Bug"

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I sent my gf here a year or two ago - http://spaspace.com/

It's a nice place, and she liked her visit. When you say city, you mean downtown only?

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I mean the city of Chicago, it's the big one next to the lake.

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Is that a package deal out there?

Ok, sorry, back on topic

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Urban Oasis is ok, but it is really just a go in and get out kind of place, there is not much pampering going on there. Something like the Four Seasons hotel is more up the alley of "being pampered" if that is what you are looking for.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Urban Oasis is ok, but it is really just a go in and get out kind of place, there is not much pampering going on there. Something like the Four Seasons hotel is more up the alley of "being pampered" if that is what you are looking for.
Huh? - The One on Maple has EVERYTHING - What do you want the chick to get, her nose hairs trimmed too?

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My house is a good place .
She's not willing to wait in a long line of dudes.

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Huh? - The One on Maple has EVERYTHING - What do you want the chick to get, her nose hairs trimmed too?
Trust me, go to the Four Seasons and then tell me Urbab Oasis isn't a go in and get out place.

I've been to the one on Maple. It's small and not very luxurious. There are better places to go and get pampered.

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Trust me, go to the Four Seasons and then tell me Urbab Oasis isn't a go in and get out place.
Been there dude and it sucks compared to Bliss - We stay at the Four Seasons in BA and I have over nighted it a few times here as well - Nothing special to me - He asked about a Massage - I'll put them man handed German Broads at UO on Maple up against anything out there from a Rub perspective - Are you going in the back room for the "shower massage" ? - No

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Sorry bro, I just don't think Urban Oasis is a good suggestion for a gift for the wife. There are much better options.

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Just by looking at the UO website, I am with WSE, find a full service spa vs a massage specific place.

My recommendation would be to find out if the "salon" that she goes to on a regular basis offers spa services. If so, I would by a gift for that place as she is familiar with it already. Just my 2 cents.

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Sorry bro, I just don't think Urban Oasis is a good suggestion for a gift for the wife. There are much better options.
Understood Homie - From a Massage stand point, them chicks was work a back - If I was to do the "package" it would not be under one roof and I have done this many times too - Her nails at one place, her hair at another, blah blah blah

If you want a "nice place" then I love the Bliss Spas - Great music - Cool atmosphere - Pampered to death - My Buddy has a Condo at the W in Miami and hit that fucking place up every time i go there - I like the upbeat cool vide vs the Four Seasons Snooty Vibe - Just my .02

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Re-Read the 1st post please - What did Cook ask for?

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Re-Read the 1st post please - What did Cook ask for?
Yeah, just trying to save him from himself.

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Just trying to shed some light from someone who has been to all these places, many times and bought many a package there too

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There is also a place in the Japonais Bldg - Not sure if it is still open but it was WAY cool down there - Spa Allyu or some shot like that - When I worked out @ DBG I use to go there after as it is right across the hall

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Wherever you go why not slip the owner a hundo and sneak in James Bond style and finish her massage?
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Wherever you go why not slip the owner a hundo and sneak in James Bond style and finish her massage?
I did something similar in mexico when she was getting a pool side massage. I brushed the guy off and started going for her naughty bits, she didn't object right away and I was like, "hey you going to say something?!"

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I did something similar in mexico when she was getting a pool side massage. I brushed the guy off and started going for her naughty bits, she didn't object right away and I was like, "hey you going to say something?!"
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I did something similar in mexico when she was getting a pool side massage. I brushed the guy off and started going for her naughty bits, she didn't object right away and I was like, "hey you going to say something?!"
playing a dangerous game, lol.

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