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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-28-2011, 08:11 PM Thread Starter
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Hey Troy... Where's the tundra wookies?

holy fuck I just laughed my ass off...


tundra wookie
Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.
"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
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Tundra Wookie
Women of the far north. (Namely Alaska and northern Canada).
A Tundra Wookie has more facial hair then a normal 18 year old man, prefer Beer over all other beverages, wear Carhart overalls with flannel shirts and typically green down cut off jackets, and drive lifted Dodge diesel pick up trucks.

When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.
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