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EX Girlfriend Busted For Brutal Scrotum Attack

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APRIL 5--An Indiana man had his scrotum severely torn when his “on-again, off-again” girlfriend entered his home and pummeled him in an attack that resulted in the woman’s arrest on several criminal charges, including two felonies.

Christina Reber, 43, was freed from jail yesterday after posting $10,000 bond in connection with her bust for the alleged attack last Friday at the Muncie house of her ex-beau (who told cops he had ended the couple’s eight-month relationship days before the assault).

The victim, 57, told police that he was working at his computer when Reber, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, “walked into his house uninvited,” according to a Muncie Police Department report that will make every guy wince. The man said Reber screamed at him to “call the fucking police” before launching her assault.

Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The victim recalled that Reber “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that he was “finally able to pry his scrotum from Reber’s hand” after they fell to the ground during the scuffle. The man then called an ambulance, which transported him to Ball Memorial Hospital.

A cop reported that the man had blood on his shirt and “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”

In a follow-up interview two days after the incident, the victim told police that his scrotum was “so swollen he is unable to walk and is missing work.” The man added that his scrotum “is still bleeding and doctors are not sure if there is permanent damage to his groin or not.”

Reber was charged with aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home, both felonies. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery, according to an affidavit. Reber is next due in court on April 30. (3 pages)

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-08-2012, 03:31 PM
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Ball Memorial Hospital, LOL, that has got to be a joke
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Ball Memorial Hospital, LOL, that has got to be a joke
i missed that but nope its real tho convenient given the issue

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go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Ya know if it was the other way around the guy would had got ALOT higher bail dollar amount.

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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I called a girl a bitch once. She then kicked me in the balls and sent me to the hospital. That was the last time I called a girl a bitch. Ironically I ended up working for her dad later in my life.

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I called a girl a bitch once. She then kicked me in the balls and sent me to the hospital. That was the last time I called a girl a bitch. Ironically I ended up working for her dad later in my life.
Safe to say she kicked confusion right into you huh

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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ha yep.

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It was the guys fault for not having a CCW and defending himself. FTP.
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Ball Memorial Hospital, LOL, that has got to be a joke
It's better than that. She works there.
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I'd want the charges upped to Home invasion and attemped murder. Both could apply and it would mean some serious hard time for this crazy broad! Even at a felony level unlawful entry and aggravated battery would only get her about 2 to 4 years. Home invasion and attemped murder are considered much more serious and she could easily do 10 years or more if convicted.


My God...she ripped this guy's scrotum completely off him. He's lucky she didn't sever his testes!....................The ONLY thing I can think of that would come close to justifying that would be if he molested her kids and even then you're better off letting the law handle it!

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