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File this under "excuses traffic cops don't hear every day."
A Naperville man who allegedly was clocked driving 111 mph through a 45 mph forest preserve told a patrol officer he was in a hurry to “try to go have sex with a girl he liked.”
Zachary P. Ramirez, 21, of the 1400 block of Fairway Drive was caught speeding around 2:06 a.m. Saturday through Springbrook Prairie Forest Preserve, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
Police Sgt. Gregg Bell told the paper an officer saw Ramirez's 1994 Honda Prelude run a red light at 75th Street and Plainfield-Naperville Road, then run a stop sign. Another officer pulled him over and asked him why he was traveling so fast.
For sex, he said.
Police also allegedly found 0.2 grams of marijuana during a car search. Ramirez faces charges of speeding 40 mph or more over the limit, according to the Sun-Times. He also was charged with possession of 2.5 grams or less of marijuana, reckless driving, disobeying a traffic light and disobeying a stop sign.


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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-27-2012, 02:45 PM
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HAH, just saw that and was about to post it too...

Talk about getting cockblocked by the cops!
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That'd be reason enough for me to let him go, as long as he had pics.

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.2 grams ? whats that, a roach in the ashtray? lame charge as they have him for 3 other things
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heh. Once I was speeding eastbound on 94 in the middle of rush hour traffic because I didn't feel like waiting in traffic. I flew right past a statie and she, of course, pulled out after me and pulled me over. Well, I was already kinda pulled over so all I had to do was slow down and stop. I was riding the shoulder at around 60 not giving a crap. She asked what the hell my problem was and I told her I was in a huge rush to get home and take a shower to get to my hot date that I was late for. She actually laughed and let me go! She wasn't half bad looking either and if I had the balls I would've asked her out but I wasn't about to press my luck any further. This was back in the late 90s and I've never driven my car on the shoulder like that again.
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thats BS, like i ricer can do tripple digits.



And marijuana leads you to do crimes. Like speeding, blowing stop signs, and wanting to have sex with little girls.
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.2 grams ? whats that, a roach in the ashtray? lame charge as they have him for 3 other things
if it wasn't for that, perhaps they would have let the other stuff slide. his excuse was valid,


unless it was a fatty

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heh. Once I was speeding eastbound on 94 in the middle of rush hour traffic because I didn't feel like waiting in traffic. I flew right past a statie and she, of course, pulled out after me and pulled me over. Well, I was already kinda pulled over so all I had to do was slow down and stop. I was riding the shoulder at around 60 not giving a crap. She asked what the hell my problem was and I told her I was in a huge rush to get home and take a shower to get to my hot date that I was late for. She actually laughed and let me go! She wasn't half bad looking either and if I had the balls I would've asked her out but I wasn't about to press my luck any further. This was back in the late 90s and I've never driven my car on the shoulder like that again.
She laughed at the thought of you getting laid and then let you go because she knew you weren't getting any and felt sorry for you.
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if it wasn't for that, perhaps they would have let the other stuff slide. his excuse was valid,


unless it was a fatty
It probably was a fatty....that's why only .2 grams were left... lol
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i be rollin , they be hatin, try to catch me ridin dirty
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She laughed at the thought of you getting laid and then let you go because she knew you weren't getting any and felt sorry for you.
I'm just glad at least someone took some pity on me for once
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he was racing to go have sex with who? if he didn't get caught he would have been on the next episode of 'to catch a predator' sittin on a kitchen barstool talking to chris hansen.

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