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Talk about Horse meat!

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Man accused of performing oral sex on a female horse

The world is full of horse lovers, but a Pennsylvania man has brought a particularly alarming meaning to the concept. Jeremy Johnson, 20, was charged with burglary early Wednesday after he allegedly broke into a barn and (hang onto your saddles!) performed oral sex on a female horse. Will you ever get that image out of your head now? Neigh, probably not. It's unclear from reports what the man's relationship was to the horse at whose bit he was champing. Perhaps he had honorable intentions and planned to ask her to mare-y him? Regardless, the horse is getting the protection a victim deserves: Local news station WHPTV notes, "The name of the horse is being withheld."

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At least he's in a stable relationship...

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I wonder if he was doing it for his own behoof?

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They should drop the charges...it was only horseplay.

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Who knows, maybe the horse was pasture prime any way and just wanted some attention.

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Gives a whole new meaning to "Man...I'm so hungry, I can eat a horse."

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My mane question is, did the horse enjoy it?

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I was just telling my friend about Mr Hands lol - the guy who died from a torn color after the he had s3x with a horse. lol

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I was just telling my friend about Mr Hands lol - the guy who died from a torn color after the he had s3x with a horse. lol
It's cool to just type sex, after all, you are replying to a thread about performing oral on a horse

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I bet he had to try hard to keep his head from falling in.
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*SHUTTERS*

Next time, he should just pony up for a hooker.

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lol you knew SJP was going to show up eventually

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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lol you knew SJP was going to show up eventually

But 12 posts in?

I would say that I am ashamed but honestly, this horse and pony show of a thread I am pleased with.


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This story would have been ferrier if the horse was male.

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To nay, or not to nay? That is the equestrian.

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I bet he had to try hard to keep his head from falling in.
Why do I have a feeling that you know what you're talking about

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This is the best I got lol



"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I was just telling my friend about Mr Hands lol - the guy who died from a torn color after the he had s3x with a horse. lol
There was a documentary about that called Zoo. It was probably the most disturbing 1.5 hours of tv I've ever watched.
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Curious why he decided to eat it instead of just fuck it. Must be a born giver.
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Curious why he decided to eat it instead of just fuck it. Must be a born giver.
probably just some foreplay to warm her up

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This has some of the best responses I have ever seen in a CLSB thread.

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Curious why he decided to eat it instead of just fuck it. Must be a born giver.
"just" fuck it, i dunno about that
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