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Anyone Ever pulled a nut before??

So I dunno how but I think I moved goofy or something and pulled my left nut.

I was in extreme pain that went into my midsection and it kept feeling like I had to take a crap.


I just took two hydrocodene and FINALLY feel decent and no yelling everytime I sit down.



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SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT EFFIN' NOW!!! It could be a hernia but could also be many other things that could be very serious and even life threatening. Testicular torsion is a twisting of the teste and cuts off it's blood supply...It will die and need to be removed...Testicular cancer could first present as pain in the area...a rupture in the teste or an internal detachment could lead to a dead teste, infection that could lead to BOTH testes needing removal...etc. etc.

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SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT EFFIN' NOW!!! It could be a hernia but could also be many other things that could be very serious and even life threatening. Testicular torsion is a twisting of the teste and cuts off it's blood supply...It will die and need to be removed...Testicular cancer could first present as pain in the area...a rupture in the teste or an internal detachment could lead to a dead teste, infection that could lead to BOTH testes needing removal...etc. etc.

I hope I'm scaring you alot so you'll GO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY!!!
Agreed. I'm a nurse - ER ASAP as referred pain to abdominal region could indicate testicular torsion which is a surgical emergency. Hopefully not, but is that really something that you want to guess about?

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I had testicular torsion when I was younger. Worse pain in the entire world. It will require immediate surgery but for me I didn't even need any meds or pain killers after the surgery as I felt like a million dollars after that severe pain went away. Seriously, get in a car now and go.

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You could rub it out.
I actually read online that this could help. Not that I need an excuse but it didn't help.

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SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT EFFIN' NOW!!! It could be a hernia but could also be many other things that could be very serious and even life threatening. Testicular torsion is a twisting of the teste and cuts off it's blood supply...It will die and need to be removed...Testicular cancer could first present as pain in the area...a rupture in the teste or an internal detachment could lead to a dead teste, infection that could lead to BOTH testes needing removal...etc. etc.

I hope I'm scaring you alot so you'll GO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY!!!
Was scared about it being that because of it being ongoing and staying with you, THAT story tells me a crap ton more than I knew and scares the crap out of me more

So I did go in and see the doc and just in case I am going to an ultrasound tomorrow.

SOOOOOO.. FUCKED up.

More details, Recently I got infected with hand and mouth virus. This shit fucked me up and I would warn you all to be careful at the supermarket etc cause this shits nasty. its supposed to be confined to kids but it mutated and now attacks adults.
First day HIGH shaking fevers
Second Day sore throat and couldn't eat.
Third day blisters began to break out on hands.
fourth day blisters on the feet
fifth day I no longer could walk, (I could walk more with the broken ankle and the other leg sprained)
and on the 6th day lefty swelled up as a condition of the sickness.

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My brother and I had the hand and mouth virus, that seriously is no joke at all. Kids deal with it better it seems lol
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It's already been said ... go to the doctor now. Ultrasound on your nut sack feels amazing.

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It's already been said ... go to the doctor now. Ultrasound on your nut sack feels amazing.
dude, my boy was all turtled up. At first I was embarrassed. Then I saw how attractive the chick that was doing the ultrasound was and then I focused on maintaining turtalage to prevent it from getting awkward.

Also getting prodded with the sensor and me screaming like a bitch also helped.




jk, I wasnt yelling but it DEF hurt. Doc says that I have no blockages a small fluid buildup but all these symptoms should go away shortly and are all tied into the hand and mouth virus.


I am still concerned cause to me it feels like intestines got twisted and thats why I haven't taken a good ole crap in a couple of days. I just picked up some coffee on the way home. One way or another
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I think its a conspiracy with the folks at Peopod so you don't shop at supermarkets.

How do you get mouth/hand infections/virus's though? Touching tainted food or having open cuts/etc?

Maybe the guys putting the foods out are playing with themselves
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and are all tied into the ass to mouth virus.
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