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I'm too lazy to clean up after myself.

Any recommendations for a maid service in the city who can drop by couple of times a week?

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do it yourself, use savings to buy an ipod.

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a couple of times a week??? How messy are you dude?
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do it yourself, use savings to buy an ipod.
Wink has a new iPod. I'm calling dibs on his old one once I come back to the States.

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a couple of times a week??? How messy are you dude?
Actually, once a week should be fine.

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Take your own advice...

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Check out www.bride.ru. They have good maids.

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This will be an interim solution; looking to get married soon.

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Dude once a month should be fine. I guess I have ocd and keep things too neat in my place. lol
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Twice a week means you could just shit on the floor and the smell wouldn't get that bad in the couple days.

Might be worth it in the savings in your water bill to not have to flush the toilet.

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I'm too lazy to clean up after myself.

Any recommendations for a maid service in the city who can drop by couple of times a week?
You called the cops on the potential maids living next door and now you need their services ?

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So any real suggestions?

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So any real suggestions?
Dont be a sloppy sally .

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So any real suggestions?
Stop missing/use a cum towel?
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Stop missing/use a cum towel?
Don't you have a new boyfriend to harass?

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You can't afford an iPod, but you can afford a maid weekly????

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You can't afford an iPod, but you can afford a maid weekly????
It's a long story.

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here u go. sure you will need to know this soon.

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/

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here u go. sure you will need to know this soon.

http://howtowipeyourbutt.com/
Only 3 squares? Fuck that.
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Only 3 squares? Fuck that.
if its cottonelle it should suffice. anything else you are walking a tight rope.

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I use like 1/3 of the roll, even with the good stuff. Yesterday I had to grunt out 2 pre-race shits in truckstop bathrooms and a third in an outhouse. They were all equipped with single-ply. It was unpleasant.
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cant trust shit house tp. gotta bring paper towels in there with u always. amateur.

but the important part is u got it out. 2 seconds a lap right there.

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"

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You can't clean up after yourself?

And yeah how dirty is ur place?

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It can get dirty when I get lazy.

Damn these mods and their title changing powers.

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It can get dirty when I get lazy.

Damn these mods and their title changing powers.
Every couple weeks is fine, get a service so you don't need to deal with potential drama from a private person. Just know, no service cleans as well as a normal person can for themselves, but it helps with upkeep. Also, if you are messy and have clutter, no service will take care of that and they will just go around it and your place will still look like crap.

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cant trust shit house tp. gotta bring paper towels in there with u always. amateur.

but the important part is u got it out. 2 seconds a lap right there.
Yep. It got me a win.
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I'm too lazy to clean up after myself.

Any recommendations for a maid service in the city who can drop by couple of times a week?
We have a lady who is awesome ad trustworthy. Sometimes I leave a few million in loose unmarked non sequential bills out just to test her.

She was originally with a service but when she ended up leaving the service due to them not paying her we kept her on personally. She has been coming out to our place for 3 or 4 years. We even know her husband and kids now.
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For $1000/wk you can have someone clean up after you.

For $3000/wk, you can have that and benefits.


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Maid or man ? you decide . Your fiance might go for it either way .

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