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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-09-2012, 07:00 PM Thread Starter
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Sh!t people from Chicago Heights never say

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What is Chicago Heights?
a shit hole little town by matteson its about 1 or so from the city

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I love the St James Hospital Reference and Starship video. I work at St James 4 times a year. Random, but funny.
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Multiple references to Jimmys, nice!

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I resemble all of that

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I rolled at the St. James comments. I wouldn't take TDS there. I was hoping for a Squeeze Inn refrence, but maybe that was Matteson?
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I rolled at the St. James comments. I wouldn't take TDS there. I was hoping for a Squeeze Inn refrence, but maybe that was Matteson?
LOL! I was born at St.James. I'm guessing that explains a lot. The squeeze in was right down the street from Jimmy's.

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Nick you are fine. That place almost killed my buddy Rudy a few years ago.
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Nick you are fine. That place almost killed my buddy Rudy a few years ago.
I was put under the knife there in February. They ran a screw through my scaffoid. They rolled me into the operating room with the nerve block in my arm which i couldn't move and I looked at the surgeon and said "we all know that I am here to have my wrist fixed right?" He looked right at me and said "oh I thought this was a sex change operation". I immediately passed out because the drugs kicked in. I woke up checking to make sure my junk was still there.

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I was put under the knife there in February. They ran a screw through my scaffoid. They rolled me into the operating room with the nerve block in my arm which i couldn't move and I looked at the surgeon and said "we all know that I am here to have my wrist fixed right?" He looked right at me and said "oh I thought this was a sex change operation". I immediately passed out because the drugs kicked in. I woke up checking to make sure my junk was still there.

holy shit

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I'd be writing shit like this on my whole body.

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