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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-11-2003, 04:51 PM Thread Starter
 
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So this is how chris is getting laid? Sorry chris, the word is out about this. Looks like it is going to get a little more difficult to get some.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,105490,00.html
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So this is how chris is getting laid? Sorry chris, the word is out about this.
damn, and it was working so well for me at the grade schools. haha!





bastid. these crazy kids, i wasnt getting head till high school!

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wait till they take our beloved rock, paper, sissors and turn it into something nasty.

rock = fisting
sisors = oral
paper = missionary style.

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pfff, everyone knows paper is anal not missionary. jeez.

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i wasnt getting head till high school!
Do the chicks from the chess club count??

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How about the boys swim team?
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oh you guys are hilarious!!

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Ok, frankly, that is just stupid. I mean I'm a teenager, if a chick will put out to me, she'll do it whether I snap something on her wrist or grope her. Simple as that. Anyway, we teenagers will find some way to make games like that, it's that magical word, "hormones" Anyway, I stopped wearing the things when this one dude kept tryin to break mine.
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Anyway, I stopped wearing the things when this one dude kept tryin to break mine.
Hey Chris...NO MEANS NO
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So that was VCook. I mean If I knew it was you........



































I'd still say no. In fact I would carry mace more often.
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oh you guys are hilarious!!
You bring it on yourself, Poncherello.
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I just went out and bought a shitload of jelly bracelets!! If I'd known that's all I had to do to get laid I'd have bought cases of the damn things years ago.


No, Vcook, I won't let you snap my new braclets.

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Oh it is just too damn easy to rip on chris. Sorry bro. Looks like people are just waiting in line to jump all over you. (take that how you will) Either way it is funny.
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i know it all stems from love......and envy.





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i know it all stems from love......and envy.
I am quite jealous of the chess club girls...why hide it?
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i know it all stems from love......and envy.
Really? Coulda fooled me.
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