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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-06-2012, 12:27 AM Thread Starter
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Got got back from picking up a fiddy for my kids, and a big rig TAGGED I think a chevy cavalier on 59 before butterfield. Old dude in the car was lucky to be allive, his entire front drivers side was gone all the way to the door. He was trapped in that fucker but concious. All the CLS training came back, but damn another inch or two and he would have been toast. Fuck I'm all amped up now.

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-06-2012, 12:36 AM
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Got got back from picking up a fiddy for my kids, and a big rig TAGGED I think a chevy cavalier on 59 before butterfield. Old dude in the car was lucky to be allive, his entire front drivers side was gone all the way to the door. He was trapped in that fucker but concious. All the CLS training came back, but damn another inch or two and he would have been toast. Fuck I'm all amped up now.
ouch

cls as in combat lifesaver training?

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 12-06-2012, 01:29 AM Thread Starter
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yeah, I politely asked the dude who was right next to the guy to move over and let me see the dudes condition, I had 911 on the onstar. Put it this way, the car battery was about 30 yards away on the other side of the road, and I have no idea where the driver wheel was. Old guy is LUCKY. I've seen uparmored HMMV's look better after hitting a IED.

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That's nuts! Props to you for stopping to help
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Props the most I do is call 911 stopped way to many times at crashes and had to many close calls from the rest of the idiots out there who decide they want to plow into shit around you while on the highway.

Unless there is something bigger then a SUV separating me from traffic I stay in my car unless absolutely needed or its someone I know

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Props shaug! Youre a fine soldier! If you were airborne youd actually be a better soldier instead of a fuckin leg! LOL Hoaaaaaa!

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Props shaug! Youre a fine soldier! If you were airborne youd actually be a better soldier instead of a fuckin leg! LOL Hoaaaaaa!
You're really gonna love me. I'm Navy, I volunteered to do an IA and got hooked up with a full infantry work up with some weekend warrior rangers at Bliss and some crappy camp in the middle of New Mexico. HooYaa!

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You're really gonna love me. I'm Navy, I volunteered to do an IA and got hooked up with a full infantry work up with some weekend warrior rangers at Bliss and some crappy camp in the middle of New Mexico. HooYaa!
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Diggin and using a cat hole was not one of my better memories...

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