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The Good Wife's Guide (1955)





For those with bad eye sight:

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

* Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

* During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

* Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.

* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

* Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

* Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.

* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

* Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

*Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

* A good wife always knows her place.
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So many bad wifes out there. They should make this into a school.

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Can we flip the card and see the instructions for what to do in the bedroom??

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Where are the instructions on how to get rid of her ?

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Where are the instructions on how to get rid of her ?
you can find that on the cook county website I'm sure

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Where are the instructions on how to get rid of her ?
Thats the New book coming out soon - " How to suprise your wife with a dream vacation to the Cal-Sag Channel" By Drew Petersen!

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Yea long gone are those days. Most girls dont cook anymore. So many stay at home moms who think they won the lotto and the do no work, spend all of the husbands money, then hire a maid to clean the house and take care of the kids.
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Yea long gone are those days. Most girls dont cook anymore. So many stay at home moms who think they won the lotto and the do no work, spend all of the husbands money, then hire a maid to clean the house and take care of the kids.
So true - i musta lucked out as my wifes a stay at homer and dinner every night, house cleaned - sometimes i think shes OCD about cleaning and doing laundry for my boys clothes - im pretty lucky when it came to the wife lottery as ive heard too many horror stories about most american chicks as being lazy no good pigs who do nothing! Then again my MIL had 11 kids and was old school when it came to running a house - for all the young dudes thinking about getting married - look at the mom and her behavior as that is what youll end up with as your wife - if the mom is good about cooking and cleaning you should be ok if you marry the chick also if you live together and she is lazy now - dont think for a minute that she will change as soon as the ring goes on - she will get worse and you will be miserable or divorced!

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Man this is so outdated. They need to add something about getting fat and excelling in sammich making. Everything else is pretty current though.

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Jez: Who the hell are you people dating? Some chicks are just not marriage material. Do I really need to post the source material?

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart,
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
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If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Say man.
Hey baby.
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Man, she's ugly but she sure can cook, baby.
Yeah? Alright...

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

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