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Vasectomy?

Anyone else on here went thru vasectomy?
I'm pretty sure that was the most disturbing procedure I have ever gone thru. Got it done on Friday night, and I still can't walk quite right

Seriously though, being awake for that procedure was awful. If it wasn't awkward/painful enough, two semi decent looking female nurses decided to join in the fun.

Time to chase some more pain meds with more beer...
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LMFAO what a fucking disturbing post

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Yep, but I was knocked out and was checking to see if it was still there, so they tried my arms to finish the procedure ..

Then woke up and all I wanted was a cheeseburger and a choc shake.

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Don't be a pussy, it is a brief procedure and is minimally invasive. Toss. Bag of frozen peas on your sack and you'll be fine.

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Best thing I ever did in my life. Had is done 6 months after my second daughter was born. In and hout in like an hour. Sat ont he couch for a couple of days with frozen food on my nuts.
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You'll be happy in a month!

When I got mine done over a year ago...two hot ass nurses were in the room. I was cracking jokes the whole time to break the tension. I was like...umm its normally not like this...lol its kinda cold in here, can you pump up the heat.

And then when the nurses were telling me we will see you in about a month or two or after 30 ejaculations to test if your semen is positive. I laughed and said I'll see you in a week!

Take advantage of the recovery time and make your significant other cater to ya!
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ya take the venom out of a snake what do you have,

A belt.
Yeah keep knockin up woman and let me know how that works for ya.

Seriously getting it done is honestly the best move I could have ever done. You will not notice the difference in anyting. It allw orks the same way once you get it done so don't freak out. You will NEVER have to worry about getting a chick knocked up. And god forbid you get a divorce, but you will be glad you have done it if you go down that road.

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I earned all my hunting weekends this year by getting it done. Ya, it was uncomfortable during. It was more so after. The best I can relate is a case of nasty blue balls for a week or two.

However, I was out camping less than 2 weeks later on a 3 day hunt and shooting M1s, and all kinds of walking around in the woods.

You will earn serious husband points from the wife. And at my age (40), I have no reservations about having another child. I have 3 right now and I'll be nearing retirement when the youngest is leaving HS.

My uncle had kids in his early 50s because he married later in life. Now he's nearly 70 and he has 2 in HS and 1 in JrH. His wife is just starting to return to work and he's really trying to retire but can't because the health insurance.

I don't want any surprises. Hell no. I'll take a week of blue balls over that. Plus no condoms or any Catholic Church methods.

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It's great, I've got no problem dropping loads all over the strippers I pick up.

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If you change your mind later, can they reroute the piping?

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If you change your mind later, can they reroute the piping?
Not really. For all intended purposes it's a one way road.

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If you change your mind later, can they reroute the piping?
Yes it can be. My old man remarried and had it reversed and had 2 more kids after his first marriage.
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If you change your mind later, can they reroute the piping?
OK, so it can be done. However the success rate isn't 100%. Its most successful soon after the original procedure and then drops significantly after a few months.

I'm not going to quote any statistics. If you go to your DR he'll do that for you.

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Don't know about statistics as the reversal was done over 20 years ago. But just telling him it can be done.
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Thanks for the info. BTW, how much does a vasectomy cost, with and without insurance?

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Most insurance will cover nearly the entire procedure since it's less expensive than accidental pregnancy.

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You'll be happy in a month!

When I got mine done over a year ago...two hot ass nurses were in the room. I was cracking jokes the whole time to break the tension. I was like...umm its normally not like this...lol its kinda cold in here, can you pump up the heat.

And then when the nurses were telling me we will see you in about a month or two or after 30 ejaculations to test if your semen is positive. I laughed and said I'll see you in a week!

Take advantage of the recovery time and make your significant other cater to ya!
Too funny, that's almost exactly how it went with me too. Except they said you still have to wait 6 weeks, doc doesn't care how many times you splooge

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Don't be a pussy, it is a brief procedure and is minimally invasive. Toss. Bag of frozen peas on your sack and you'll be fine.
Frozen peas have been my best friend first cople of days. Being a pussy has nothing to do with how fucking awkward and uncomfortable that shit was

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Thanks for the info. BTW, how much does a vasectomy cost, with and without insurance?
$0 copay on everything, one of the biggest perks of being in the military.
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Being a pussy has nothing to do with how fucking awkward and uncomfortable that shit was
My wife said the same thing about childbirth. Nothing is sacred for her after that.

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Being a pussy has nothing to do with how fucking awkward and uncomfortable that shit was
pff, sure it does. I got the snip snip and my nurses commented on how big my junk was and well groomed I was. I swear it was like the opening scene of a porno, they took an awful long time prepping me too, it was clearly not all business for them and I made their day.

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I am gonna get that done too. To late in life for me to be having kids. Have 2 great kids to be a father to with Tiff. I can already say though....looking forward to more alone time with my lady.

Funny how the lil things like walking around in your undies are things missed of a prior no kid marriage. Lol



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Not you, I know you're Mr. Personality.

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