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Perplexed & Need Advice On Firearms

So, all this talk has me thinking about my own protection and the protection of those close to me (yes G2G, I mean you) especially with me moving out to the scary burbs and all

So, Auto vs Semi Auto vs wrist rocket (old school for UnderDog) and such has me thinking I need to go bigger because after all, thats better, right? - So, I have narrowed my choices down to the below and seeing as their is no better place to discuss Guns then on a Bike Forum, I am confident I will get the answers I am looking for.

I really like this and see it as VERY practical for the Burbs



BUUUT, to be hinest, I have ALWAYS had my sights (get it) set on this one, just not sure about the whole "parking" aspect



And of course, old faithful is always intriguing as well and like the sharks of Dr. Evil, jut get a freaking lazer bean on my head




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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 01-16-2013, 04:25 PM
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If you are going to be a gun owner, you need to think like us.

1. Suburbs are scary! move to rural america.
2. Only think worse than the suburbs is the city.
2. Don't limit yourself. Buy all 3 before they get banned.
3. Get lots of ammo for each.

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You've come to the right place dude. This is the hot ticket - and it's nowhere near the ban list because, you know, long range yardwork and shit.





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lol...that's awesome!

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If you are going to be a gun owner, you need to think like us.

1. Suburbs are scary! move to rural america.
2. Only think worse than the suburbs is the city.
2. Don't limit yourself. Buy all 3 before they get banned.
3. Get lots of ammo for each.
This, but if you are limited by money or garage space, I say go for number 2. That is classic and will never go out of style.

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Personally, I'm planning on going with this, but swapping in a real chain gun and one of those rocket propelled chain saw dealies:


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Personally, I'm planning on going with this, but swapping in a real chain gun and one of those rocket propelled chain saw dealies:

Where are the tentacles??

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SUV... PUV... close enough to fit in, but dominate suburban soccer moms.
If you go with #2 they will assume you're overcompensating and have a little dick.
If you go with the blades, they will assume you're gay and won't get any tail either.

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This, but if you are limited by money or garage space, I say go for number 2. That is classic and will never go out of style.
I disagree. The lighter, more nimble vehicle can get you into...and out of, any situation you might find yourself in the suburb. And with the Automated gun turret and blast deflecting chassis design, you really don't have to have a crew with you...so you can totally use the RG35 for picking up chicks without the guys hanging over your every word!

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Where are the tentacles??
That's strangely a $10,000 option.

Of course I got it though.

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I disagree. The lighter, more nimble vehicle can get you into...and out of, any situation you might find yourself in the suburb. And with the Automated gun turret and blast deflecting chassis design, you really don't have to have a crew with you...so you can totally use the RG35 for picking up chicks without the guys hanging over your every word!
But you drive a Scion, right? Why would anyone listen to anything you have to say......about vehicles?

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SUV... PUV... close enough to fit in, but dominate suburban soccer moms.
If you go with #2 they will assume you're overcompensating and have a little dick.
If you go with the blades, they will assume you're gay and won't get any tail either.

PUV, by process of elimination.
I see where you are going but worry not about me - Here, let the below serve as a sort of "back story" on me and why i care not what others think..


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It's just IMHO that guns and cars right or wrong are 90% about getting more pussy. Therefore, those decisions need to be made with the goal of maximizing pussy in mind.

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Bug that first video is for kids get the manly one

Paramount Marauder

They even demonstrate a bomb going off under it


go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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Bug that first video is for kids get the manly one

Paramount Marauder

They even demonstrate a bomb going off under it

@40 seconds you can see its Starbucks capabilities.

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Had a Busa

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Daisy Red Rider is a safe weapon of choice for you . Just dont shoot your eye out.
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Daisy Red Rider is a safe weapon of choice for you . Just dont shoot your eye out.
I can make no promises - You know me dude - "Hey, look how far down this tube I can see into the....AWE SHITFUCK......ahhhh, ahhhh,esssss, Hey man, um, like can you drive me to the ER?..."

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a lit match

your arm (right or left)

sum gasoline on your arm

volia

you got your firearm


but that hurts

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