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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-05-2013, 10:33 AM Thread Starter
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Homeless Man With a Hatchet



He's a bit out there, and I'm not too sure how real the story is, but it was entertaining nonetheless.
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-05-2013, 10:40 AM
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From W Virginia, try's to talk SoCal Surf Dialect and sounds Canadian......and wound up in Fresno....

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straight outta dogtown !
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Fuck this shit fucker.



Fuck.
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smash, smash, SMASH!!!

That's, like, the biggest wave I have ever ridden.
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this guy is a fucking prophet!

"Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague…"

"Thats it, nobody gets out of here alive."

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I agree completely with Steve (nouseforaname)
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I want that dude on my team when the zombies come.
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-05-2013, 08:20 PM
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Hatchet man

wasted a minute and a half watchin this crap I'll never get back
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-07-2013, 12:33 AM
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Apparently this guy is the new internet sensation - he's got a facebook page set up by fans trying to raise money to get him a surfboard and wetsuit, and the interview even made it onto the Colbert report.

Here's another video of him, and it's even more...interesting:

https://www.facebook.com/KaiOfDogtow...type=2&theater

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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-19-2013, 07:35 PM
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He's been arrested for a murder in New Jersey:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...investigation/

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