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Woman Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull in Backyard Undeterred by Presence of Police Officers



Police in Las Vegas were called to the home of a 23-year-old woman earlier this week after her neighbors complained that she was having sex with a pit bull in broad daylight in her own backyard.

When cops arrived at the scene they found Kara Vandereyk "naked and on the ground," engaging in an unspecified sexual act with the dog.

According to the police report, Vandereyk, who appeared to be on drugs, greeted the officers with a "hi" and proceeded to "touch the dog in a sexual way."

She was covered with a blanket and asked a series of questions about her identity, the current date, and the name of the President, none of which she was able to answer.

Vandereyk reportedly told the officers that she was "bipolar," and claimed to be on "prescription medication."

Animal control was called in to remove the dog, and Vandereyk was arrested on a charge of open or gross lewdness.

Vandereyk was looking much better just six months ago, when she was arrested in Utah for an unspecified crime.

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This would be a perfect women for you since No wouldn't be in her vocabulary

go time traveler style and go back in time, fuck his grandma, then shoot forward in time and then fuck his mom. Then return back to present state and call him a the product of two incest whores and hes your son and show video of you plowing the both members of his family. .
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I'd hit it. Any bitch that can handle a knot from a pit bull can handle a good fisting. To the wrist, or it doesn't count.
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I'd hit it. Any bitch that can handle a knot from a pit bull can handle a good fisting. To the wrist, or it doesn't count.
Hey , at least this time it wasnt in florida.
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Hey , at least this time it wasnt in florida.
Rumor has it the Pit was a Floridian


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No one would have thought to complain in FL.
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drugs. this was her 6 moths ago, dam.




"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Looks pretty much the same ugly to me.

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Kind of looks like il-ag lol

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Skin lesions and frequent sores that take a long time to heal. Not only does meth naturally inhibit the body's ability to fight off minor infection, but it can also cause addicts to nervously pick at their skin until it bleeds. Chronic users often suffer from the hallucination that they have insects crawling beneath their flesh.

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<-----Puts Meth Down..............slowly walks away............AND FIRES UP A BOWL BITCHES

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<-----Puts Meth Down..............slowly walks away............AND FIRES UP A BOWL BITCHES
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