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Revenge Help

I am looking for constructive ideas for some harmless revenge. I am trying to help out a friend on this. Here is the story. A really close friend of mine had a roommate issue that really stung him badly. He ended up having a guy, who was a friend at the time, room with him. He was paying rent like he should for almost a year. He was not on the lease because of another long issue that has nothing to do with this. Anyways, this guy ends up becoming a very inconsiderate asshole to anyone and everyone that comes by that isnt his guest. He also started doing some shady things within the apt. Bouncing checks, stealing cash laying around and so forth. News Years eve a confrontation happened when he tried to talk shit about my buddies girl with her there. No fists or anything but a lot of words. So without warning the guy picked up and moved out. This is late in the month that he hadnt paid for yet and moved out. On his way out he also took some small things of my buddies. Spices and silverware. Stuff like that. My buddy doesnt want to do the whole small claims court thing but there is a very bad impression left with a couple of us who were disrespected. We are thinking about some harmless revenge. I was thinking about signing the guy up for a whole bunch of gay porn so he starts getting the mailings. Really embarrassing and annoying. I am open to other ideas. Please help and keep any violence out of here.
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post #2 of 29 (permalink) Old 02-02-2004, 11:17 AM
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Go to the bookstore and go to the magazine rack... take out all the little cards that you can find from the middle of the mags. Then fill them out with his name and address and check the "bill me later" box. It's great fun when these mags start showing up and he has to go through this whole cancellation crap!

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Go to the bookstore and go to the magazine rack... take out all the little cards that you can find from the middle of the mags. Then fill them out with his name and address and check the "bill me later" box. It's great fun when these mags start showing up and he has to go through this whole cancellation crap!
I like it keep it. This is good.

I know the town he moved to but not the apt complex he is in. With his name is there a way to track is address?

Oh I forgot to mention that because of this situation he is costing my friend an extra $500 a month and for the utility bills from Dec and Jan.
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Just knock the fuker out with your fist and your boot. Thats harmless!
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On his way out he also took some small things of my buddies. Spices and silverware. Stuff like that.
Since that's theft, call the cops and have the guy arrested.

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You can have a bunch of CLSB members come in and scare the shit out of him. Imagine waking up to see 20-30 big ass motherfuckers standing in front of you! Im down.....

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Hide Raw meat in the frame rails and other places under his car. Lots of it too.

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Hide Raw meat in the frame rails and other places under his car. Lots of it too.
fish has a nicer smell to it
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Better yet a styrofaom container of earthworms, like you get for fishing. Hide one under the seat It will stink like death in a week.

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okay now i am not condoning any of this but.............

1. sardines jammed way up the vents in the car is best. when the heat comes on the smell is obvious but the heat will quickly begin the decomposing and since the vents are made of plastic (pourus) the oils from the sardines will soak in and never come out. the skin will likely stick to the plastic because of the heat and the resideue is almost IMPOSSIBLE to remove.

2. find out where he works and pitch in for a male stripper to show up at lunchtime. make sure you use a cellphone number for a contact and on that day get a new number (after they confirm)

3. go onto the LifeSource web site and cut and paste their graphics. now using word or whatever make a professional letter telling him thank you for your recent donation of blood but the donation has to be refused due to the fact all blood pathogens are screened and your donation came back poistive for acquired immune difeciency syndrome. Please contact your doctor for immediate testing. We also have recommendations for local physicians if you so desire. Thank You for your donation and please feel free to contact us regarding this situation.
Now here is where you kinda crumple the letter a little and go to his work place and conviently go to the receptionist and say you found this on the floor and after reading it you figured he really should have this back in case he dropped it. or leave it by a cafeteria/coffee break area. This is a good one

4. Magazines are great but get homo magazines from an adult store and send them to his work. or home but work is much more embarrasing.

i have a ton so let me know if ya need more.

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Chalk it up to experience!!!!!

Leave it be, things just escalate.

He will always want to one it up.

Besides it sounds like your "friends" problem.
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cut his penis off

Hahaha. Good to know your here too, Fiero..

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Get a bag of sugar. Dump sugar on the ground by the gas tank opening and spill some around the edge of the gas cap. When the person sees the sugar everywhere they will get their car towed to a dealership and get their gas tank cleaned out. It could end up costing $700 with towing. Then the sweetest part is when the dealership tells the person they never had sugar in their gas tank and hands then a huge bill.
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take some bologna lots of it and at night toss it on the hood of his car, mater fact just put it all over. In the morning when he comes out and peels it off bare metal he will see. Works great on un waxes paint,
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Is he dating anyone???? If he is.... try to spy out where he would be with his women, stage another chick to walk by... call him by his name and act really pissed cause he is cheating on her. Saying thigs like..... I don't understand!!! We had an awesome night!! How could you just play me like that?? And the final.... "So... who the hell is that???"


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ok kelly (labdog) remind me never to piss you off. EVER!!!

Yes there is the possibility that he would retaliate but he is too big a pussy to do that. I am looking for the non destructive revenge. Nothing to his car. I am a big believer of that. The porn thing is great. The girlfriend thing is good too since there is nothing that the cops can do. It is completely legal. Or so I think. I am liking the ideas.

The only thing is I need to find a way to find him. I know that I could tail him home from work but that would take vacation time from me to be out of the office and to find his car. He works in a big company. Any ideas on that?

What about any resources that you can go to, say on the web to sign them up for a bunch of things from one location? I know there used to be a software that was called flaming someone. YOu put in their email and it would sign them up for something like 100 spams a day. Is there something like that for the mail?
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Is there a way to get him signed up for the Gay and lesbian newsletter or have him start to get calls from those types of organizations? Now that would be funny.
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Is he dating anyone???? If he is.... try to spy out where he would be with his women, stage another chick to walk by... call him by his name and act really pissed cause he is cheating on her. Saying thigs like..... I don't understand!!! We had an awesome night!! How could you just play me like that?? And the final.... "So... who the hell is that???"


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Crap!!! That's a great one and remind me to NEVER piss you off
If he has AIM or AOL pretend you are a 16 yr old chick and then have him meet you and call the cops save the IM's too to show them to other people and his future girlfriends. (Don't ask, but I didn't have to meet the fu*ker but he learned a nice lesson )

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If I ever upset any of you crazies, please let me know and I will fix it. I would hate to be on any of your shit lists, especially Labdog...Some great ideas posted so far but I dig MeggysGixxer's the best....A pissed off girlfriend is far more brutal than anything else we could come up with....well except for the penis cut off thing..

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Ahhhhh... I rule...... ((((wicked laugh of the SHE-DEVIL)))))) Mu--ha hah ha ha hah ha
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Definitely not getting on anyone's bad side on this board especiallt you Labdog !

Anyway, Meggsy, you wicked, wicked girl! We should do lunch oneday and swap ideas but I like your suggestion the best !

BTW were you able to get your bed this weekend?

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Definitely not getting on anyone's bad side on this board especiallt you Labdog !

Anyway, Meggsy, you wicked, wicked girl! We should do lunch oneday and swap ideas but I like your suggestion the best !

BTW were you able to get your bed this weekend?
LOL Wicked meeeee????? I know I have my halo on this morning.
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4. Magazines are great but get homo magazines from an adult store and send them to his work. or home but work is much more embarrasing.

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Call a bunch of substance abuse centers, depression hotlines,etc after hours and leave a message that you would like to learn about their services and leave them his name and work number if possible.
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The best is something subtle but very annoying so that it drives him nuts but is completely untraceable.

The best is if you have best buddies that are cops in his neighboorhood. Ask them to step up the patrol around his house a little whne he leaves for work in the morning.... then get them to follow him a few days in a row an pull him over for some minor traffic violation.
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