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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-12-2004, 08:53 PM Thread Starter
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Valentine's day funnys!


>
> These are entries to a Washington Post competition - they asked
> for a rhyme with a most-romantic first line, but a *least*-
> romantic second line. A hoot!
>
> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
> ******
> I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
> ******
> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
> bowl's empty and so is your head.
>
> ******
> Of loving beauty you float with grace
> If only you could hide your face.
>
> ******
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> This describes everything you are not.
>
> ******
> I want to feel your sweet embrace
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
> ******
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> ******
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
> ******
> I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> ******
> My love, you take my breath away.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
> ******
> My feelings for you no words can tell
> Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
>
> ******
> What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.
>

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-12-2004, 09:48 PM
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Re: Valentine's day funnys!

Quote:
Originally posted by Grover

>
> These are entries to a Washington Post competition - they asked
> for a rhyme with a most-romantic first line, but a *least*-
> romantic second line. A hoot!
>
> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
> ******
> I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
> ******
> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
> bowl's empty and so is your head.
>
> ******
> Of loving beauty you float with grace
> If only you could hide your face.
>
> ******
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> This describes everything you are not.
>
> ******
> I want to feel your sweet embrace
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
> ******
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> ******
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
> ******
> I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
> ******
> My love, you take my breath away.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
> ******
> My feelings for you no words can tell
> Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
>
> ******
> What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.
>

Ah Grover...you're a poet at heart!
But after reading all that,
I feel the need the sudden urge to fart!

Yup, I was inspired...by what, the jury's still out on that one !

I like 'em...pretty funny!

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