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DO you remember your first kiss?

I remember mine..and EWWW that girl was drooling like a dog and she had bad breath. It was in my parents basement and the lights where out.
funny thing was I didn't know her all that good at all.
i think i was 10 or maybe 11, it was the FIRST real kiss with some tongue
and she had big breast...(yeah i was coping feels too)

Back in my day we referred to it as.

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Ah, fond memories of spin the bottle and truth-or-dare.

My 1st peck came from my 1st grade girlfriend-Debbie. I thought I was in deep trouble when her parents came to visit the class. I was shakin' in my boots for no reason.

My first kiss with tongue was with my 6th grade girlfriend- Katie. She was a good kisser and later in highschool had a threesome with a friend of mine and her best friend-Amanda. There were plenty of lesbian experience between the two. I am just disappointed that I didn't get invited to join


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All I can say is, what the hell was I thinking. She was a f***ing dog. (Banging head against desk)
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Re: DO you remember your first kiss?

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drooling like a dog
OK how dark was it in that basement. She didn't bark too, did she?????????????????

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i think i was 10 or maybe 11, and she had big breast...(yeah i was coping feels too)

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hmmmmmmm a little overdeveloped, but I'll give you the benefit of the dout

Anyway,

I was seven and it was the classic girl next door story. We snuck into the house that was being built down the street and hid in the closet and just went at it for a while. I won't tell ya what else happened, but what a first experience. Still see her everyonce and a while, we're both married now and somehow she looked alot better back then.

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All I can say is, what the hell was I thinking. She was a f***ing dog. (Banging head against desk)
I had no idea! You better stay away from my little girl!!!

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I had no idea! You better stay away from my little girl!!!

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I guess 90% of the CLSB riders are still waiting...even vcook



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I guess 90% of the CLSB riders are still waiting...even vcook



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First "real" kiss. Yep. Copped a feel too.

But forget about that, do you remember the first time you got it? Do you remember her name(Or his for all you gals. If you are not a gal and you remember his name I don't want to know )? Now for the $64,000 question. How long did you last? Did you make it for at least 10 minutes or just...?

Oh, of course Ken started this thread.

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hehehe yeah i remember my 1st AHHHHHHH YEAH BABY..that was fun but i gotta go, session

i was 15 i am pretty sure...her name was chris...she was FUCKEN HOTT....so i dated her for 5 years (and yeah plenty of sex) then i married her.


(thats the womans version..its more like i got my share of &*$#^ in my time..and i still do) if i remember right...i DID last 20 minutes no problem...and then cap off another later that night.

and yeah....i had to beat the salami before i went over



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Yes and Yes to both events....
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To answer Blade Runner's question:

Her name was Sarah and it was the 1st for both of us. Another couple (friends of ours) was staying in the same room, but it was shaped like a T...so we couldn't see each other. After running to change the music w/ mr. happy hanging out of my drawers, we got it on. It was the best 30 sec......just kidding. It lasted about 25 min. and it was pretty damn good. So good, in fact, that I've never dry-humped since


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<<<< doesn't kiss and tell

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Ummm, you will notice that I didn't tell names or specifics either. I think we are approaching the TMI mode.

Do you know what I think is funny now that I'm thinking about it? It was over 30 years ago for me. Yikes! How many of you were even here?

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I was in between first and second grade...

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Hmm 30 years ago. Can you say Diapers.
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Do you know what I think is funny now that I'm thinking about it? It was over 30 years ago for me. Yikes! How many of you were even here?
I wasn't even a glimmer in my parents eyes


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Hmm 30 years ago. Can you say Diapers.
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Eeek! Champy in diapers!!!
Yeah now we call them leathers. Need em for da track.
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Wasn't this just recently covered?
yea, back in 2002.

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Wasn't this just recently covered?
Yes it was but it was in the hole and this is in the open forum.
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Yes it was but it was in the hole and this is in the open forum.
and its from 8 years ago.

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