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I Take Full Responsibility For Today's Youth...

......not understanding how to properly do drugs - I feel as I have done our Nation a great disservice but not stepping up my game on how to properly educate the youth of today on proper drug abuse - UNLESS, these dumb fucks are on to something and I have been missing the boat for DECADES on these smarties....

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Students at Portsmouth Middle School were caught snorting Smarties candy, a trend that reports show is increasing.

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Bought time somebody stood up and took responsibility for these kids. Now how do you plan to right this wrong?

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Now how do you plan to right this wrong?
Goin all early 90s on this shit and takin it to the street Nino Brown style by running the Carter and building the Enterprise....


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Goin all early 90s on this shit and takin it to the street Nino Brown style by running the Carter and building the Enterprise....
Thanks for the trip down insomnia lane Uncle Bad Back. Now back to today's youth who apparently will snort anything they can get their hands on. Then again, maybe they should take a trip in your Thursday throwback machine and try snorting No-Doze, lol.

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Then again, maybe they should take a trip in your Thursday throwback machine and try snorting No-Doze, lol.
HEY - That was ONE year of my life and I was in a bad place.............dont judge

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Heck I did Smarties in Middle school, nothing new here, please move along..

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maggots dont make more maggots... they dont lay eggs... wtf
flies lay eggs that hatch into maggots then grow into more flies

we always used to crush the smarties and eat the powder so you could get the sugar faster when i was a kid, that or pour a bunch of crushed packs into water and drink it

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Maggots in the sinuses and nasal passages feeding on the powder and breeding MORE maggots to live inside your face?............................................. ..I'll pass...
Gotta watch those worms on the brain!
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^^^Whoa! What's the whole story on those pics? I'm sure that wasn't from snortin' Smarties!

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^^^Whoa! What's the whole story on those pics? I'm sure that wasn't from snortin' Smarties!
In that particular case I guess this woman kept eating undercooked pork. Which to me is about as bizarre as doing Smarties up the nose.

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those gotta be some other kinda worm/parasite in pork, i thought maggots only eat dead/decaying flesh hence why hospitals use em to clean out wounds, they get the bad stuff out and dont harm the still good flesh

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HEY - That was ONE year of my life and I was in a bad place.............dont judge
you havent quite lived till you snort 8 Mini-thins - the old ephedrine pills - by far the worst drug experience of my life - stayed out all night, doing blow drinking. didnt get any lseep but 30 mins had to go to work i was a car messinger at the time. I was hung over balls and went to gas station saw those and crushed up 8 of em and railed the shit outta them - about 2 hrs later they really kicked in and my entire body was sweating profusley, heart rate all over the place and here i am driving a 1990 ford ranger stick stuck in traffic down in chicago, clutch break gas, clutch, brake, gas - in a parking lot of a expressway - OMG i can still feel it and that was in 1991! OMG! When i finally got home i pulled 6 big ass bong hits, pounded a six pack and rubbed out 4 nuts and couldnt fall asleep til 3 am! Horrible day!

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Dude, i wanna do a Phil Seymour and try the H laced with Fentanoyl...........WOW that must be a relaxing high - I have used the Fent Patches before and chowed a couple of LorTabs while on it and I was (1) brain cell shy of drooling in a cup and shitting myself


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I do transcendental meditation in a hyberbaric chamber while hitting pure oxygen. It's pretty relaxing.

I'm sure the cut heroin thing is pretty good though too man - so like, whatever you're into.

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tnat: you're the only person on the internets that I have never doubted when it comes to a drug / jail / hard luck story. They never get old!
My day does brighten when I see he has posted

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we miss your old ass bro, one of these days ill go to desplaines, drop my boys at my dads and come get your ass and ill buy breakfast - you ever been to le Peeps in park ridge dwn town. Good breakfast man! let me know a sat or sunday am your open!

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we miss your old ass bro, one of these days ill go to desplaines, drop my boys at my dads and come get your ass and ill buy breakfast - you ever been to le Peeps in park ridge dwn town. Good breakfast man! let me know a sat or sunday am your open!
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